Open letter to the citizens of the United States of America (MEGA-TRIPLE-BARF ALERT!!)

PRAVDA (='Truth' LOL) ^ | October 18th, 2004 | Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey

[struwwelpeter]

Open letter to the citizens of the United States of America

10/18/2004 13:10

Never in the history of humankind has an election had so much at stake

Dear friends,

As a journalist who has the good fortune to write for an international journal... (SNIP) ...I write this letter as a citizen of this international community and as a journalist for a newspaper whose name is Pravda (Truth), I have the obligation to tell the truth (SNIP) ...The raw truth is that Saddam Hussein was the man telling the truth... (SNIP)

Iraq was never a bastion of terrorism.... (SNIP) The torture at Abu Ghraib was one symptom of a disease called George Bush and his neo-conservative, extremist, elitist regime, basically a group of super rich kids... (SNIP)...You, the electors, will be the ones who pay, not Bush or Cheney or Rice or Rumsfeld or Wolfowitz. They've already filled their coffers... (SNIP) ...the war crimes committed by the Pentagon have created a sullen hatred in the hearts and minds of the international community... (SNIP) ...cluster bombs were dropped in civilian areas, for children to pick up thinking they were sweets, only to have their eyes and faces and futures and lives blown away... (SNIP) ...A vote for Bush is a vote for more wars, more terrorism, more violence, a shift further away from the welcoming arms of the community of nations, which wants to live together as brothers, not in hatred.. (SNIP) ...Killing tens of thousands of civilians is not Christian, it is evil and the callousness with which this issue is faced by the Bush regime is witness to the coldness in their hearts and minds, a coldness which creates shock and revulsion in the community of nations. In Europe, in Africa, in Asia, in Latin America, in Canada... (SNIP) ...consider not voting for Bush... (SNIP) ...there are no two ways about it. Killing tens of thousands of civilians by strafing their homes, mutilating tens of thousands more, commiting rape and torture on a scale unseen outside the concentration camps of Hitler, amounts to war crimes, murder... (SNIP) ...Voting for Bush is voting for a war criminal and a mass murderer.

In the name of the world community,
For the Love of God,

Respectfully and in friendship

 

Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey


Pravda.Ru

[struwwelpeter]

I wonder why Pravda has to import Euro-weenies for such drivel. No commies left in Russia?

Comments to Mr. Bancroft-Hinchey came be sent via: post@pravda.ru

[Rocko]

Hilarious.

[RockinRight]

I love how they call Bush names for being a "rich kid" but Kerry MARRIED his money and is worth what, 10 times what W is?

[agere_contra]

"Mega-Triple-Barf alert" ?

Your barfometer is reading a little low.

[atomicpossum]

Pravda. The same rag Kruschev used to read on the john (or is that 'Ivan?') is lecturing about who the US president should be.

[Question Liberal Authority]

Thanks for the heads up, Tim. I see Russia's policy of not fighting terrorists in Iraq has done wonders for the safety of their public school system.

[Rummyfan]

Voting for Bush is voting for a war criminal and a mass murderer.

Hey Mr Bancroft-Hinchey! Blow it out your a**!!!

[zebrahead]

Once again proves my point that you can't trust or believe ANYONE with a hyphen in their last name.

[Gorzaloon]

...I write this letter as a citizen of this international community and as a journalist for a newspaper whose name is Pravda (Truth), ...

"Ne prabda na IzvestR, I ne izvestR na Prabda."

Shto 3a cpaka.

[TheBigB]

Open letter to Timothy Swancroft-Bitchey...

Fuh Queue.

XOXOXOXO,
BigB

[Sgt_Schultze]

Thanks so mush for your opinion Timmy. Let me see if I have this straight. Saddam = good, Bush = evil. Does that about sum it up?

I'm happy you reminded me about all the evil torture that went on at Abu-Garib...the mountains of living flesh as opposed the the scattered remains of innocents gassed by the goodguy, Saddam.

I won't soon forget about the evil done by the collar and leash as opposed to the cutting off of limbs, shootings, beatings and torture that are documented on film as being inflicted upon the "guests" of innkeeper Saddam.

And coming from such a bastion of neutrality as Pravda, I simply cannot ignore you.

[afnamvet]

Pravda is Russian for butt wipe.

[Thrusher]

...cluster bombs were dropped in civilian areas, for children to pick up thinking they were sweets, only to have their eyes and faces and futures and lives blown away...

Well, that was what we designed them for, wasn't it? I mean, hey, kill the kids, kill the next generation of American-hating communist/journalist jackleg @$$-clowns.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Dear Timothy,

Piss off and keep your nose out of American politics. You don't know what you are talking about.

Now hoist this landlubber from the top yardarm on the mains'l and let 'im twist in the wind for a bit. Arrrhhh!

[struwwelpeter]

"No truth in Izvestiya (news), no news in Pravda (truth)." ;-) My feelings can be summer up best as:

[DanTheAdmin]

HEY TIMMY!:

[Darnright]

Guess Timmy missed where Putin came within a gnat's nostril of endorsing George Bush for President.

Oh, and Timmy? Byte me.

[R. Scott]

I can agree with one line of this article:

Never in the history of humankind has an election had so much at stake

[<1/1,000,000th%]

How long has the author worked for george soros?

[Constantine XIII]

LOL, what kind of girly weenie has a hypenated name in Russia? :P