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Meet Our Man in Washington (Conservative Canadian Interns Tweak US Libs)
SooToday.com (Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario Newspaper) ^ | October 19, 2004 | Davis Helwig

Posted on 10/19/2004 7:23:33 PM PDT by yooper

You'll remember back in July we were telling you about John-Paul Gravelines, the third-year political science student from Algoma University College who got himself accepted as one of a dozen interns at the very-conservative Leadership Institute in Washington, D.C.

We just wanted you to know that John-Paul's keeping really busy down there, doing important right-wing stuff like parading around Washington dressed in a chicken suit.

In the closing days of the U.S. election, he's out doing whatever it takes to make sure that Good George Dubya gets re-elected and Evil Liberal John Kerry is sent packing.

Jean-Paul (shown) was doing the chicken-suit thing on Sunday.

Meanwhile, Jean-Paul sent us the following account of his outing on Sunday:

Wieners for choice.

When a movement can no longer recognize its own stereotype, it's best it stop perpetuating itself through a megaphone.

Sunday's pro-Left protest in Washington D.C. really drove this point home.

A concoction of interest groups descended upon the National Mall to take part in what was billed as the "Million Worker March."

Bush haters, sexually ambiguous individuals, Communists (yes, they still exist), and generally not too happy Americans came together to protest the usual line-up of socialist causes.

Of course this wonderful display of the First Amendment could not go unanswered.

Armed with costumes, 3x4-foot quarter-inch plywood signs and the First Amendment, the Leadership Institute interns prepared to invade the hippy-held territory.

One intern wore a hot-dog costume with a sign reading, "Wieners for Choice."

Another dressed as the McDonald’s Hamburgler holding a sign reading, "Pay the Union boss or we’ll crack your skull."

Armed with a megaphone, a third intern held a sign saying, "Stop the Zionist Conspiracy."

I wore a chicken outfit with a sign reading "Chickens Against the War."

The four interns, plus their two photographers penetrated the perimeter.

They picked up the scent of the far left and got ready to demonstrate the hypocrisy of these extremists.

Not surprisingly, the first fifty or so Bush haters thought the counter-demonstrators were on their side.

They took pictures, cheered them on and complimented their nice costumes.

It was simple proof of how radical these folks are.

The interns almost felt bad for them.

Once they were on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in front of some speaker complaining about the "white media," the pack of Teamsters and AIDS rights groups surrounded them.

The union bosses had figured it out.

As they charged at the fast food characters, it was obvious the point had been made and they scooted for cover.

They had no intention of engaging Teamsters without adequate protection.

Much to their surprise, another group of counter-demonstrators from Staten Island, New York made the trek to D.C.

They were being hassled by some ageing hippies, so the Leadership Institute interns joined their ranks to provide strength in numbers.

After some heated debates, ideological rants and some good old-fashioned name calling, the interns made a quick departure.

The Million Worker March expected well under a million workers.

They anticipated 100,000, but fell incredibly short of that goal also.

And to top it all off, a bunch of them yelled expletives at the Hamburgler.


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I don't know how to post the pic which accompanies this story; just go to the source URL and view. Or some HTML savvy Freeper may post the pic within the thread, thank you very much.
1 posted on 10/19/2004 7:23:34 PM PDT by yooper
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To: yooper
Here ya go


2 posted on 10/19/2004 7:27:55 PM PDT by xp38
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3 posted on 10/19/2004 7:29:19 PM PDT by trashcanbred (Anti-social and anti-socialist)
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To: yooper
And to top it all off, a bunch of them yelled expletives at the Hamburgler.

You runnin' down mah fast food, boy, you gittin' on the fightin' sahd o' me...

4 posted on 10/19/2004 7:31:28 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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It was nice to hear the fast-foodies escaped from a nasty pickle.
5 posted on 10/19/2004 7:33:35 PM PDT by hyperpoly8 (Illegitimati Non Carborundum)
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HAHAHA


6 posted on 10/19/2004 7:34:18 PM PDT by GeronL (John Kerry believes in a right to privacy and in gay rights............ ask "fair game" Mary Cheney)
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lol


7 posted on 10/19/2004 7:36:09 PM PDT by KingNo155
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OMG, that is hysterical.


8 posted on 10/19/2004 7:43:01 PM PDT by McGavin999 (We have planted the seeds of democracy and watered them with our blood)
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9 posted on 10/19/2004 7:52:02 PM PDT by KernFarmer (Lets really win the war on terror put liberal Senators in jail.)
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I saw the coverage of this million moron march. Damn I wish I could have been there to help out in the good fight ;-P I hope you got the opportunity to see the 60 year old white folk singer / rapper hippie chick on stage. She was something else.
10 posted on 10/19/2004 7:52:38 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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