Posted on 10/20/2004 7:48:58 AM PDT by hoosierboy
Made even funnier by the fact that the jive talkin' white woman was Barbara Billingsley.
Get that finger out of your ear, you don't know where that fingers been! And then the guy smells his finger.
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What do you make of this? A lovely flower....
hollywood producer David Zucker has admitted he is a republicanAccording to David Zucker, he's been raised in a family that only knows Pubbie is BAD and DEM is good. He's one of the 9/11 DEM for Bush that refused to buy in the lies that the DEM's advocating.Rex Kramer -- Danger Seeker!
Since then, David Zucker has worked in the background to get Bush elected. Good guy.
Could be. I liked them both; Shatner in II is priceless. Didn't know they had differing geniuses behind them.
Dan
"Sir, these lights are blinking out of sequence."
"Well, make them blink in sequence."
And with that, I have some advice for Algore (also from Kentucky Fried Movie) - "It is also important to know what to do you when you die. 1) Don't try to drive a car. 2) Do not operate heavy machinery. 3) Do not talk."
That was no ordinary Jive Lady, that was June Cleaver.
Regards, Ivan
Elaine: Would you like something to read?"
Passenger: "Do you have anything light?"
Elaine: "How about this leaflet; Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"
Operator: "Excuse me. This is the operator Captain Oveur. I have an emergency call for you on line five from a Mr. Hamm."
Captain Oveur: "All right. Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo."
My CFII had to smack me once or twice during flight instruction 'cause of that...
"Ward, don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?"
That may be more dangerous than a well known black personality admitting to being a republican.
His movies are great. They are true classics in how they present comedy.
Don't I know it, luv! ;)
I didn't know what station she was on here. Thanks for the info. I usually listen to GG Liddy, Rush and then Hannity on a Lubbock station, but I've been wanting to find Laura
Tower : Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.
Clarence : Roger!
Roger : Huh?
Tower : L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.
Clarence : Roger!
Roger : Huh?
Re-quest Vector, over!
Clarence : What?
Tower : 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.
Roger : We have clearance Clarence.
Clarence : Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?
Tower : Tower's radio clearance, over!
Clarence : That's Clarence Oever! Over.
Tower : Roger.
Roger : Huh?
Tower : Roger, over.
Roger: Huh?
Clarence : Huh?
"Pontiac Tower, stand by. Bwahahahaaha! Pontiac Tower, Cessna Zero One Zulu, let's try this again..."
WOW, he's the one.
General ... "Let us hope for your sake that Sergeant Kruger survives."
{Phone rings.}
Major ... "Ja?..It is the hospital, mein General."
General ... "What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? Yes...I see. Well, let me know if there is any change in his condition."
{Hangs up phone.}
General ... "He's dead."
The real reason why the NFL pulled out of LA - "Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven."
" Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
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