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Moose caught in power lines, hangs 50 feet in air
Associated Press ^ | October 18, 2004

Posted on 10/21/2004 10:59:53 AM PDT by Area Freeper

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To: Area Freeper
It is extremely bad form to have a story like this without a picture. What is wrong with the A.P.? You get a thousand pictures of Kerry out allegedly hunting geese, but a suspended moose, nothing?
61 posted on 10/21/2004 11:27:54 AM PDT by Law is not justice but process
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To: Area Freeper

"Praise Marty Moose!"
-Clark Griswald


62 posted on 10/21/2004 11:29:23 AM PDT by Finalapproach29er ({about the news media} "We'll tell you any sh** you want hear" : Howard Beale --> NETWORK)
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To: chs68

what kind of whine would peta serve with this moose and cheese?


63 posted on 10/21/2004 11:30:41 AM PDT by mlocher
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To: Area Freeper

even rocket j squirrel couldn't get him out of this predicament.


64 posted on 10/21/2004 11:32:43 AM PDT by mlocher
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To: Area Freeper

Suicide.


65 posted on 10/21/2004 11:32:46 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: kingattax

Another cheesy story...


66 posted on 10/21/2004 11:33:07 AM PDT by Frumious Bandersnatch
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To: reagan_fanatic
You would have to show a picture of Moose Tracks ice cream....now I'll have to go get some.

At my house, once the box is open there will never be any left o put in the freezer.

67 posted on 10/21/2004 11:33:55 AM PDT by capt. norm (Rap is to music what the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.)
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To: Area Freeper
For a second I thought it said:

Moore caught in power lines, hangs 50 feet in air

68 posted on 10/21/2004 11:36:02 AM PDT by RockinRight (Bush's rallies look like World Series games. Kerry's rallies look like Little League games.)
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To: Area Freeper
"Then you can't salvage the meat because of the drugs in it."

I think this issue needs further study.

69 posted on 10/21/2004 11:37:31 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: RockinRight

I did too!


70 posted on 10/21/2004 11:37:49 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: Vic3O3; cavtrooper21

Even I'm at a loss for words on this one.....

Semper Fi


71 posted on 10/21/2004 11:38:45 AM PDT by dd5339 (A sheepdog, a warrior, someone who is walking the hero's path.)
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To: Area Freeper

møøse attack!


72 posted on 10/21/2004 11:39:01 AM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: Xenalyte; dead; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; marktuoni; magslinger; PatrickHenry; ...
Obligatory flying Møøsë ping.

BEEBER to the SAF list!

SAF is the Smart A$$ed Freeper list, dedicated to levity. Please email me to be on or off.

73 posted on 10/21/2004 11:40:33 AM PDT by Shryke
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To: glock rocks; ChefKeith; Pete-R-Bilt; tubebender; steveegg

Moose Ping


74 posted on 10/21/2004 11:40:42 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ...... The War on Terrorism is the ultimate 'faith-based' initiative.)
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To: Area Freeper

How the Hell did this happen?


75 posted on 10/21/2004 11:41:17 AM PDT by faithincowboys
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To: Constitution Day

Fear not young lady, I, Dudley Dooright will climb that poll and save Bullwinkle!!

76 posted on 10/21/2004 11:44:06 AM PDT by mc5cents (Always trust your fellow man, and always cut the cards)
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To: Constitution Day

Santa is going to be real pissed when he sees, oh - never mind - that's not one of his.


77 posted on 10/21/2004 11:44:13 AM PDT by billygoatgruff
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To: kayak

Moose Stew

3 lbs. Moose Roast, cut in 1" pieces
1/2 lb of thick bacon, 1/2" chunks
¼ lb butter
4 cups water
1 bottle of cheap red wine
2 onions
1 clove garlic
1/2 can of tomato past
1 tsp thyme
salt and pepper to taste

Brown moose meat and bacon in hot butter with chopped onion, add water, red wine, salt and pepper.
Let simmer, adding garlic, thyme, and tomato paste after about an hour of cooking. Cook for another hour. Then cut up and add:


2 carrots
2 parsnips
1 small turnip
10 potatoes


Cook for 30 minutes or until vegetables are tender.
Make dumplings if you wish.


78 posted on 10/21/2004 11:44:38 AM PDT by Species8472 (www.firefightersforBush.com)
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To: Area Freeper
Antlers in the high wire by Whogoosed Themoose
79 posted on 10/21/2004 11:50:58 AM PDT by submarinerswife
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To: kingattax

Figures...the typical moose and sister bitten alert!


80 posted on 10/21/2004 11:51:29 AM PDT by mdmathis6 (The Democrats must be defeated in 2004)
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