Ann Coulter's Pie Assailants (Names, Photos of Ineffectual Girly-Man 'Rat Cowards)

The Smoking Gun ^ | 10/22/04 | The Smoking Gun

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Conservative author survives creamy stage-left attack

OCTOBER 22--Meet Phillip Edgar Smith and William Zachary Wolff. The Tucson men, both 24, were arrested last night after throwing cream pies at author Ann Coulter during her speech at the University of Arizona. One pie connected with the conservative commentator's shoulder. Smith, a UA student, and Wolff were charged with criminal damage, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and assault. The felony charge resulted from damage to a backdrop that school officials estimated at $3000. The pie provocateurs were booked into the Pima County Adult Detention Center--where the below mug shots were snapped--and scheduled for a court appearance today. If you're wondering about the sheets Smith and Wolff are wearing, they're not Bedouins. As a courtesy, the Pima jailers use them to cover the lockup's standard-issue orange jumpsuits. (1 page)

[Names Ash Housewares]

jeez the guy on the right looks like "Little Alex" from A Clockwork Orange.

[cwiz24]

(Excerpted from thesmokinggun.com)If you're wondering about the sheets Smith and Wolff are wearing, they're not Bedouins. As a courtesy, the Pima jailers use them to cover the lockup's standard-issue orange jumpsuits.

Well, isn't that nice of them!! Because, without the orange jumpsuits visible, people seeing these photos might just think these are two lovely young men posing for mug shots. Riiiiight.....

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

OMG, you're right!

[kitkat]

How brave. Two grown men attacking one woman!

[michaelbfree]

What outstanding, shining examples of America's youth! Surely they will go on to become fine examples of Girlie-men, maybe pie chefs or something of the sort, after a good "stiff" jail sentence, with Bubba as a cellmate!!!

[BobS]

"Get a rope"

The correct term is "Fetch that rope".

[diamond6]

Hmmmm, not very attractive.

[exile]

The real funny thing is that Ann is more of a man than these losers.

(And we all know she's all woman)

[RUCKUS INC.]

The guy on the right looks like FLEA.

[kingattax]

shave their heads...damn little mutants

[blakep]

Commies in the making.

[Tredge]

Perhaps they're wearing T-shirts with vulgar messages...I'm just guessing.

[mass55th]

That one on the right looks like he's been snorting. He's got a Bill Clinton red nose.

Ann should bring a couple of creme pies with her when she speaks, hide them in the podium and if anyone else attempts to throw pies at her, she should toss her pies right back! Either that or water balloons.

[COBOL2Java]

First Idiot: DAMN! Getting kicked out of college! Seven years of my life wasted! [Bluto's line from 'Animal House']
Second Idiot: Yeah, ain't gonna be a freshman no more...

[UsnDadof8]

The one on the right looks like he could be related to the IUPAT thug who ripped up that little girl's Bush sign a couple of weeks ago.

[p. henry]

That's an insult to hillbillies.

[KantianBurke]

nah - more like this:

[Lee'sGhost]

39 posts . . .jeez. At least somebody knows the rules.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Wimpy, girlie-boy, lib-dem punks. Ann could kick their simpleton asses, herownself.