I broke into a house once and cleaned their carpet.
Although in my defense the office wrote the address down wrong and their side door was unlocked as it was supposed to be.
Got one irate phone call and one very confused phone call that evening!
Could you break into my house, PLEEZE?
Sounds like the time I was waiting for an oil delivery and saw the truck just as it was coming to my house. I turned away from the window and waited for the guy to park and get his gear together.
When I didn't hear anything I went to the door. No oil truck. I opened it and looked around - the guy was up the street - pouring oil into someone else's tank! He got the address wrong.
My sister's neighbor's got a new roof that way. Sis lives on a court. The neighbors live on a street with the same name as the court.