Don't even joke about that. Some DU'er will email your post to the MSM, and we will have a raft of "Republican insiders are plotting to suppress the vote" stories....
Still, can I just brag for a second: I personally have about 4 Democrats tied up in my basement. I'm feeding them biscuits and cheese, and they are allowed to watch network television as much as they want--very humane.
I will release them on November 3.