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With apologies to Toby Keith
StatenIsland

Posted on 10/25/2004 11:12:34 AM PDT by StatenIsland

Sung to the tune of "I Love This Bar", with apologies and props to Toby Keith:

We got Freepers,
NROers,
And lefty-lurking troll smoke-blowers.
We got yuppies,
Soccer mommys,
And some sneaky little peekin’ commies -
And get lost if you’re a welfare-cheatin’ hog…
Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm I love this blog

We got Wall Street
We got cowpokes,
We got porters, merchants, cops and old folks
Lefty teachers,
Pink-o preachers
They slip in here to try to reach us,
But take off if you’re a Chirac-loving frog..
Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm I love this blog

Chorus:
I love this blog
It’s my kind of place
Just to double-click the icon
Puts a big smile on my face…
No liberal spin,
No left-wing smog…..
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog

We love Dubya,
We love Laura
And Rummy, man, he’ll never bore ya,
Condoleeza,
Tommy Franks, too
People we owe lots of thanks to -
Re-elect ‘em and we’ll leave the libs agog
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog

Chorus:
I love this blog
It’s my kind of place
Just to chase those thin-skinned liberals
Puts a big smile on my face…
No liberal spin,
No left-wing smog…..
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: ilovethisbar; tobykeith; yetanothervanity

1 posted on 10/25/2004 11:12:35 AM PDT by StatenIsland
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To: StatenIsland

EXCELLENT!!! i love it!


2 posted on 10/25/2004 11:13:49 AM PDT by beansox
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To: StatenIsland

LOL, ok.


3 posted on 10/25/2004 11:14:01 AM PDT by BlindGuardian ("You'll pay for this Captain Planet!")
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To: StatenIsland

You... have... WAY too much time on your hands. ;-)


4 posted on 10/25/2004 11:14:44 AM PDT by Pyro7480 (Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
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To: StatenIsland

I think it's great.


5 posted on 10/25/2004 11:18:12 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (No one notices the water until the well runs dry.)
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To: StatenIsland

I love this!


6 posted on 10/25/2004 11:21:19 AM PDT by AZamericonnie (I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...)
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To: StatenIsland
Free Republic Posting Guidelines

Do keep "vanity" posts to a minimum - Free Republic is primarily a place to discuss news, articles, and editorials. Vanity posts, creations of the poster him or herself, should meet a high standard of quality before one is even considered worthy of posting. Often a relevant current thread or general announcement, catch-all thread is a much better choice for a brief question or comment.

Please, no vanities in News / Current Events.

7 posted on 10/25/2004 11:21:40 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: StatenIsland
Your enthusiasm and writing skills are commendable, but FR is not a "blog." It is an Internet news discussion forum.
8 posted on 10/25/2004 11:48:33 AM PDT by shutup_you_idiot
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To: StatenIsland

Send it to Cledus T. Jud! I think it will be a hit.


9 posted on 10/25/2004 12:16:23 PM PDT by dumpdaschle (I actually did vote for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
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To: StatenIsland

Yoe are my super hero!!! Freakin' Great!!!!


10 posted on 10/25/2004 12:21:24 PM PDT by babydubya1981 (John Kerry is the answer to a very stupid question)
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To: StatenIsland

I just heard his concert on CMT. Your words fit perfectly. I wonder if we have Dolly and Tanya here too?!

"shutupyouidiot" and "thackney" are probably the little weasely ones being thrown out there! ;-)

Great job!!


11 posted on 11/09/2004 2:24:45 AM PST by gentlestrength
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To: StatenIsland
Toby Keith Puts On Live Concert for the troops on CMT!
12 posted on 12/29/2004 5:22:48 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
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