Lol someone should make that into an editorial cartoon.
Yup! I have 9 40-foot trucks with high explosives around the country waiting for rats to pull tricks. (snicker) THAT will get the SS to check me real quick. I will maintain my clearance and settle into a comfy life, thank you. They can check me immediately and I hope can take a joke? People have written books about assassinating Bush, so why not something in the other direction?