"Click your heels three times and repeat after me; 'There is no place like home...There is no place like home..."
Posted on 10/26/2004 1:36:47 PM PDT by flutters
Jacqueline Stallone says the psychic dogs she keeps have predicted that George W. Bush will win the election next Tuesday by 15 percentage points.
But Sylvester Stallone’s momma’s dogs are not on the same wavelength as some central Ohio psychics.
"This is a very difficult thing to do psychically," said Karen Deutsch of Buckeye Lake. "There is so much static in the air about this. I know this is going to be so close . . . but as close as it is going to be, I see Kerry winning.
"I see a huge outcry. People will be asking for a recall regardless of how the election turns out."
Asked about the war in Iraq, Deutsch said, "I am seeing it go on for at least 18 months. That may be the endpoint, but I see us sending more troops, more intervention, more border patrols before that end."
She went on to caution of her predictions and of psychics in general: "We don’t know everything. We couldn’t possibly. Things are subject to change just as energy changes."
Reynoldsburg psychic Julie North also mentioned energy. "A couple of weeks ago, there was an energy shift that changed the public’s conscious opinion of John Kerry," North said. "The energy you run on is like the electric you run on in your house. It is a type of vibration.
"Kerry’s vibrations had not been very strong or favorable to the masses until two to four weeks ago. Something within him shifted that energy vibration then.
"I think that John Kerry will win."
As for the war, North said, "I don’t get any impression that we are going to be out of Iraq anytime soon or that the situation is going to get better."
But Columbus psychic Robert Evans thinks Bush will win and that the United States will be out of Iraq in 12 months or less. He added that Bush, on his way to a second term, will carry Ohio. "It will be very, very close — 2,000 or 3,000 votes."
Ray Abbott, another of the city’s seers, agrees with Evans’ prognostication but also sides with Sly’s momma’s dogs.
"I pick up President Bush winning the election by a landslide," Abbott said.
Columbus psychic Kay Frain began her appraisal of the race by conceding that her personal preference might be overlapping her clairvoyant reception.
"I’d like it to be Bush," the Orient woman said, "but I don’t know if that is my liking or my psyche. I think it is my psyche."
Asked if her powers of divination yielded any clues on the duration of U.S. involvement in Iraq, Frain said, "If Bush gets in, we will be in there five years."
Columbus seer Gayle Pelz said, "All along I have felt that Bush was going to win. I don’t feel like he is the best candidate. On an intuitive level, I don’t think this is the way to go, but I do feel like he is going to win. I think it is going to be a slim margin."
Most of the polled psychics noted that few predictions are lead-pipe cinches. Even Stallone has a backup for her soothsaying pups.
She also practices what she calls "rumpology," a bottomend version of palmistry that uses the folds and crevices of an individual’s derriere to divine the future.
So far there is no indication that either Bush or Kerry plans to visit Stallone.
As for me, I have a strong sense — an internal vibration, if you will — that my remaining days on Earth will be spent financially secure. Apparently, though, only Stallone can tell me whether, prophetically speaking, my end justifies my means.
Hmm I wonder what John Titor has to say about the election
I do not know nothing about no energy....
What I do know is God is in Control. Prayers all over the world are going our on behalf of this election.
I saw a church today saying they will have their santuary open from 7-7 on November 1 to pray for this election. This is going on all over the world. God is not going to foresake us. He knows already the outcome and I have faith that He has assured me it will all work out. He knows we are faithful and we need revival upon our land.
how come they cant come up with the Super Lotto Numbers?
Paging Elizabeth Edwards......
In other news, a large rabbit was seen strolling down 5th Avenue this morning with a pancake on his head. Police are at a loss to explain the reasoning behind this. Michael Moore grabbed the pancake.
Wow, I didn't realize that I was a practicing psychic when I was in college...
Sorry, I hadda stop at "Jacqueline Stallone" and "psychic dogs."
I guess we learn something new every day. :)
Amen.... I agree also that our Dear Lord, will not forsake us... God Bless G.W. Bush and our troops.
I wonder if botox affects this?
"Click your heels three times and repeat after me; 'There is no place like home...There is no place like home..."
I guess she's admitting that she pulls her predictions out of her...uh...
Yep, you KNOW daddy's go a brand new tagline!
i am guessing that some psychics are more acurate than some polls.
"Paging Elizabeth Edwards......"
Too many folds--sensory overload!
I want to throw up every time I see kerry doing the hands praying thing to his fan clubs. It makes me want to jerk that yellow braclet off his arms and wrap it around his feet!
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