To: Tax-chick
He announced that he was incorporeal, relative to the space-time construct of the rest of us, and therefore he couldn't run the vacuum. He must have been one with nature at the time. Nature abhors a vacuum, you know...
69 posted on
10/26/2004 7:58:35 PM PDT by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: Oberon
BWAHAHAHA ... I may hear that excuse tomorrow, for all I know!
73 posted on
10/26/2004 7:59:22 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(I'm not making this up.)
To: Oberon
So the Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says: "Make me one with everything."
83 posted on
10/26/2004 8:02:47 PM PDT by
TheBigB
(Please Lord...let Bush win and I promise...no naughty thoughts about Lindsay Lohan for a week.)
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