It's all Karl Rove's fault. He moved the explosives before the war began. He is storing them in a foot locker in his basement.
Also, I have a tinfoil hat for sale for the Johns.
Did anyone ever ask Al Gore just how big his lockbox was?? And just where is that lock box? This may answer the missing explosive question.
Some people over at DU are already posting the theory that kerry was set up by Rove on this matter. How rove managed to get the UN to participate in this scam has not been discussed, of course.
This is deja vu all over again like the CBS forgeries. And bush climbed precipitously in the polls after that one, we can only hope history repeats itself this time!
Oh Great!! That's all we neeed... Bin-Laden tucked away in Rove's basement with 380 tons of high explosives.