Dear Morrissey:
You don't know me. I work for a special branch of the IRS that tracks the expenditure of each tax dollar received from individuals such as yourself. You will be happy to know that the tax money you sent to the IRS in 2003 purchase a single 500 pound bomb. I was able to trace this bomb and discovered that it was dropped on a wedding party in Faluja. I thought you would like to know how your tax money was spent.
ps.
I believe your taxes this year have been earmarked for the Halliburton contract.
Very well said!
OK, I get it. Watch your backside because there might be some slightly panicked people that do not realize the thrust of your IRS letter.