[RepoGirl]

Poor Morrissey, trying to remember what it felt like to be relevant...

I think my friend Chris said it best, back in a college writing class, when he saw another student wearing a Smiths shirt and sang in a maudlin, nasal voice: "My name is Morrissey... what I really need is a cheeseburger and a good f*ck..."

Simpering, whiney, limey git...

[dagnabbit]

"My name is Morrissey... what I really need is a cheeseburger and a good f*ck..."

Scary thought since Morrisey's an old queen and probably some kind of vegan crank.