"The Boston Strangler!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "The Disco Strangler")
Tellin' all Dem Big LIES...lives to kill...
Veterans despise Kerry 'cuz...Hanoi John is a Commie shill!!
Loser's loathing all that is Right...
Rancid government...Fer FReedom fight!!
Sayin, "Look at me, Nation, look at me.
I'm John Kerry, I'm beautiful, I'm somebody."
Don't fall prey to the charms of "The Boston Strangler!!"
FReak's been all Wrong with his Leftist throng, Nation...
Been waiting fer his time to come.
Tyrants prayin' fer RATS' Prez'dent, Lib'rals...
Kerry's long-time Socialist SCUM!!
Kerry's so twisted by his stance du jour,
Slick Willie's spawn...a pitiful sight!!
John's PRO-Tyranny with him in charge and...
WACO's burning, but that's all right.
Ol' widows like the charms of "The Boston Strangler"...
Folks, reject the vile charms of "The Boston Strangler!!"
Mudboy Slim (05/17/2004)
"CrossRoads!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of Robert Johnson's "Crossroads")
America's at the crossroads...fightin' fer the FRee!!
Yeah, America's at a crossroads...Defend Liberty!!
Ask the Lord above for patience..."Please, folks, help US FReep!!"
Yes, Iraq's at a crossroads...Left says, "Run and Hide!!"
Right says, "Folks, we can't quit now...FReedom's ALWAYS Right!!"
John Kerry, yer a homey...even YOU must know we're Right!!
We're goin' down to DeeCee...Take some riders by yer side.
Right's comin' up to DeeCee...fer our FReedoms, we shall fight!!
GOP controls the House, Nation...Fight the Righteous Fight!!!
You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy Willie Slick.
You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy Slick the pri**!!
RINOS're standing at the crossroads...
Believe Right's weilding POWER!!
Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)