Altercation At Republican Headquarters Injures 2

Newsnet 5 Cleveland ^ | 10/29/04 | Newsnet 5

[Grampa Dave]

I keep hearing stories from others and people who have used the picture cell phones to stop and prevent assualts.

With my zero tolerance for lunatic libs, I couldn't work in a Republican Headquarters, the first time a lunatic lib tried to jam a finger against my chest, he would not be using that finger and hand for a long time. If one tried to yell at me, I would use a couple GW/Cheney bumper stickers to tape his/her/its mouth shut.

[Grampa Dave]

This should be our mantra after we Mondale Kerry this Tuesday:

"Incrementalism. Let's make 'em die slow."

"That's what the Chicago Mob did to Mo Dalitz when he stole money from the "syndicate" in a Vegas hotel. Took him out good and slow."

"That's the way the enemy grabbed power here, it's the only way we can seize it back. Let's come to peace, you and I will be dead before we roll back all the largesse and socialism that started with FDR in 1936. It took 64 years to get this way, it might take that long to reverse the injury."

"It's a gift to our grandkids. There are no quick fix magic wands in America, our street-smart populace and Constitutional check-and-balance institutions ensure against it. "

"But we're turning the Queen Mary around. Each day."

[Peach]

LOL. To the thugs/Rats, a Bush-Cheney sticker is like the cross to a vampire.

For a while, we had a police car parked outside Republican headquarters and the first few times I worked there, we kept the door locked and checked people out before letting them in. The office is on the first floor of an old house, right in front of the house, so we just looked out the window in the door at who was knocking.

There was also a large Bush-Cheney sign taped to the window where I sat so people from the street wouldn't see who was sitting there.

We had lots of fun deciding just how badly we'd hurt anybody who tried to cause trouble in that office. We got very, ummm, creative!