LOL!!! i like your warped sense of thinking...are we related?
I've decided to stop talking sense to them. Why fight, join them on their level. It is so funny to watch their reactions. It is almost like they are on overload and ready to explode any second. They don't know how to handle this line of thinking....Of course, the secret is to keep a straight face when you are saying this plus look at them like they are maroons and this concept is of course way over their heads.....