You are droll, Hawk.
Suppose the Hawkeyes are headed for the Poulan Weedeater Bowl again this year ?
I have a great idea for college football, now that you mentioned the Rumble in the Jungle-like Hedges.
We can have a bowl game for the two worst D I-A teams. We'd have it in the worst weather possible, say Anchorage, and call it the American Standard Toilet Bowl.
I'm cheering for Rutgers.