Posted on 11/01/2004 12:41:54 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
Is it customary for the players to chew on Feen-A-Mint flavored chewing tobacco during the game?
ROTFLMAO
Bwah-hahhhhhh! That one cost me a keyboard! Well done!
Well, it's good to see that cornholers can come out of the closet here without fear of retribution.
You're gonna get a lot of grief for that one ...
BTW, if you follow British usage at all, "Corn Toss" isn't much better than "Cornhole".
I figured I would.....................
Does Cincinnati also have a Pillowbiting Association?
For your enjoyment. Notice the liberal BS from VAN DREESEN
Beavis and Butthead walking to Stewart's house
Beavis Hey! Butthead. How come we're going to Stewart's house?
Butthead 'cuz I heard he's got diarrhea.
Beavis Oh. Yeah. heh heh
Stuart's mom Thank you boys for bringing Stewart's homework to school for him. He's sooo sick. He spent all night in the bathroom.
Butthead Really? Diarrhea?
Stuart's mom Yes, I'm afraid so.
BeavisButthead heh heh ..... heh heh (Beavis imitates the squirts)
Stuart's mom Now booooooys.... come on. Say, have you boys eaten breakfast?
Butthead Uuuuuh....
Beavis Ummmmmmmmmm, I think I did once.
Stuart's mom Well, you can't go to school on an empty stomach. Heeeeere. I made some breakfast burritos for Stewart. He's not feeling well enough to eat.
Butthead Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
Stuart's mom You boys eat up. I'm going to check on Stewart. He probably needs more "T.P."
Butthead Hey, Beavis. Ya think she's gonna put a thermometer up his butt?
Beavis Yeah! And then she's gonna put it in his mouth!!
BeavisButthead heh heh .... heh heh (EATING BURRITOS)
Beavis & Butthead YEAAAAAAAAAACH! OOOOOOOOOAAH!! GAAAAAG!!
Butthead What the hell is this crap? ptui This isn't a burrito!
Beavis Yeah. I got eggs in mine! She tricked us!
Butthead No wonder Stewart's got diarrhea.
Beavis Yeah. heh heh..... Let's see what else they have.
RANSACKING THE KITCHEN
Butthead This sucks! There's nothing good here.
BEAVIS FINDS THE SUGAR MOTHER LODE
Butthead Hey! Buttmunch.... give me some...
Beavis No way, punk! SUGAR SPAZ ATTACK
Butthead Settle down, Beavis..... pretty cool.
Actually the rules I played called for each player to have a counterweight(beer)in the other hand or your tosses don't count.
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Being a collection of lore, one-liners, and other humor as it relates to this family-oriented game of fun, skill, and, failing that, sheer luck.
Well, yes, there is science behind the game.
Yes. They're especially big on cornholing on Castro Street.
All Your Cornholes Are Belong To Us
Keep your corn bags dry. Real corn bags will germinate if allowed to stay damp; a situation that will render them "useless old bags".
"What do you call a corn hole player who claims to be much worse at the game than he actually is?"
"A corn bagger, of course."
"What would you call a referee of a corn hole tournament?"
"I don't know, but in Texas and certain other states, they're also known as the 'police'."
"How can you tell whether you have a male or female corn hole game?"
"Oh - Please."
"What is the appropriate expletive to use, when someone vanquishes your point by knocking off your bag with his?"
"Oh Shucks!"
"What do you have when opposing players cannot agree on the scoring of a given toss?"
"Cornfusion."
"If you play corn hole near a farm with chickens, please keep the chickens away from the corn bags."
"What do you call a corn bag that misses the board completely and falls to the ground?"
"A corn patty." (Note the distinct sound the bag makes when splatting on the ground).
"Remember: It's impolite to sniff your opponent's corn bag."
"What did Leonardo de Vinci say when he realized how much fun corn hole was?"
"Es a tuiza gona bona corna baggi!"
"What are those mysterious circles in corn fields REALLY?"
"Why, corn hole games for aliens, of course. 1 point for an abductee tossed onto the field, 3 points for each abductee what lands inside the circle."
All Your Cornholes Are Belong To Us
Thanks for the "enlightenment."
If anyone ever needed proof that this town is DULL beyond belief, here it is.
"Cornhole" is a horrible name for the game. Absolutely horrible. A carny game named after Ned Beatty's debut acting performance. Marvelous.
Anybody have any "kill your neighbor or kid" lawn darts?
What did it mean?
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