[4everontheRight]

On a local radio talk show, a man called in telling about problems he had with his Bush signs being stolen so he "equipped" the signs with sewing needles.....studded the signs with them. The next Kerry supporter who attempted to take his signs was a 50ish woman and he said he could hear her yelping all the way inside his house!!!!

Needle studded Bush sign ping!!!!

[DSBull]

We are not having any problems here where I live, this being a strong conservative republican area, but A friend of mine in PA found a solution to his sign problems that was both fun and entertaining.

He went to a local hardware and bought a electric fence generator and wired his signs for service. These couldn't be seen very well during the day and not at all at night. 2 nights after installing this, he heard a load scream and looked outside to see a guy and girl running off in the distance. This actually happened 2 more times that night and hasn't happened since..

Just my "Martha Stewart" contribution to this discussion...