Osama to America: Defeat Bush

National Review Online ^ | 11/02/04 | James S. Robins

[LizardQueen]

My state (People's Republic of Vermont) is pretty much guaranteed to go for Kerry. And since I refuse to vote Kerry, my vote was going to be a protest vote no matter who I chose.

I'm not a huge Bush fan (I lean libertarian rather than Republican) and I'm pretty pissed off at Bush for some of his policies, but I voted for Bush this morning. Mainly because Osama doesn't want me to. I actually muttered "that's for you, you stinking goatherd" as I filled in the little circle this AM.

It would be more satisfying to put a bullet between Osamas beady little eyes but I did what I could to give him the finger, and that was to vote for Bush.

LQ

[LakeLady]

Now that is one of your best yet, Smartass! I'd love to send that to everyone I know.
LL

[Lady Jag]

The best the SOB can do is a GOAT.

Well, then, I hope he gets a kick out of it, pun-wise.

[Smartass]

THE VOICE OF A CBS IDIOT

2000:   THE POLLS ARE CLOSED IN MIAMI AND I DECLARE
AL GORE THE WINNER

[Republican Radio™]

What's worse is that the Dems have produced a last-minute political attack ad with Bin Laden http://www.imao.us/sound/Osama.mp3

Shameless!

[Legion04]

Hey Osama, guess what? This isn't SPAIN!

[LizardQueen]

Hey Osama, guess what? This isn't SPAIN!

A friend of mine said the other day "What's it going to be, spine or Spain?" I had that in mind the whole time I was voting.

LQ

[Pharmboy]

Hi Osama--nice to hear from you. Allow me to respond:

You are a pasty faced geek who now looks sorry he started up with the greatest country ever to have come into existence. I watched your tape--you sorry-assed goat-f*cker. Whatsammata Osama? You look like a beaten man...no longer did you call Americans cowards. No longer that arrogant sneer at us. You just should have gone into daddy's construction business.

We gave you much more trouble than you thought we would, and we're still coming after you and your associates. Not fun living out of a cave or tent for the past three years, huh? Getting to you?

Enjoy Bush's victory.

May you rot in hell.

Oh--and have a nice day.

[Beckwith]

America to Osama.

Kiss my porker.

[JesseJane]

Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

[MarMema]

Osama runs scared like the coward he is.

[The Sons of Liberty]

Osama to America: Defeat Bush

AMERICA to Osama - go to hell and the sooner the better!

[katdawg]

That is another reason to vote Bush...Osama wants Kerry to win.

[Aquinasfan]

The fact that Al Qaeda hasn't managed a pre-election terrorist attack here is a ringing endorsement of Bush's foreign policy and could tip the vote total significantly for Bush.

[Smartass]

Feel free to copy, and pass on anything I post.
The idea is to always keep everyone informed!

[MeekOneGOP]

[LakeLady]

Thanks, I will!

[ApesForEvolution]

al-JazAP, OBL, Iran and Syria - all glowing in my mind...

[MHGinTN]

BM (big media) will use the Osama tape as their excuse when Bush is the winner. Presently they're trying their damndest to spin it and manipulate opinions for Kerry (A bill Schneider piece this day, claiming Bush was elected on the hope that he would unite the country, but he has failed and we're more dividied than before ... of course Willy failed to cite the truth that democrats have systematically divided this nation for their political 'pickoff' plays). But when they fail to deliver the fifteen percent to Kerry, they will use the Osama tape as their excuse for failure.

[cosulo res publica]

To Osama,
Even if Ohio (God forbid and help us) goes blue, don't take it as truce. There are enough of us here that would be more than happy to spend the money on a round of ammunition to facilitate a personal introduction to Allah for you.