[Phantom Lord]

My parents bought a bottle of cognac on their honeymoon. They were going to drink it on their 25th anniversary. This August they reached 36 years of marriage and it still has not been drank.

I say crack it open. It is too easy to let it sit there for the next milestone.

[Constitution Day]

WOW!

I seem to recall your mother in law, or someone, who had a nice stash of Scotch that she never drinks.
You need to help a FRiend out and snag some of that!