She: Michael, I know what you're thinking and I'm just not in the mood, this is all too sad. As a matter of fact, just seeing you will always remind me of today. I think we should start seeing other people...
He: But, but,, I'm concerned about you, you shouldn't be alone tonight in this sad state.
She: No, I would feel too guilty having any pleasure tonight.
He: uuuuunghhhhh......
"Thanks for calling, Senator".