As a native Alabamian, I hereby grant you honorary redneck status, pending review of your views on NASCAR and Moon Pies. :^)
Moon pies with milk, but not beer. Grits are ok, tea is sweet, of course, and #24 is gay (but a damn good driver), the #8 is OK, but lately Carl Edwards is kickin a$$. Ricky Rudd is cool, and Petty is and always will be the king. I helped out Geoff Bodine and Ronny Bouchard ('83 {i think}Talledega winner) when I was a kid and they were driving modifieds.
Did I mention my dog is named AJ after the best dirt track USAC sprint driver of all time? (Oh, btw, he drove fairly well at indy)
Do I qualify now?