After reading your reply to my post and that of TheBigB -- you are deemed fully qualified and acceptable for inclusion into the Redneck Fraternity!
Your RC Cola and a bag of salted peanuts will arrive shortly via UPS (the trick is to drink some of the RC Cola, pour in the peanuts, and drink some more before the foam escapes the bottle), along with a lifetime fishing license (using my favorite lure, the Dupont Spinner (stick of dynamite), is at your own risk), beer discount card, and various other valuable member benefits.
Welcome aboard!
See #76 above. The little woman has my beer & smokes. Sure do appreciate all this Southern Hospitality!
"DuPont Spinner" LOL.
But, wouldn't that actually be a pipe bomb filled with black powder??
LOL