Liberals are circulating these new U.S. maps around the 'net.

Various Websites | 11/03/04 | Depressed Liberals

[hispanarepublicana]

I can't decide whether I like "United State of Texas" or "Jesus Land" better. Only a liberal would assume either of those names is insulting.

[Huck]

I like the Texas one.

[tx_eggman]

I'm partial to the United States of Texas ... then I won't have to reorder address labels.

[JessieHelmsJr]

I like the Jesus!

[PhotoFixer3]

Hell NO! I don't want to be a bart of Canada!

[aomagrat]

Proud citizen of Jesusland.

[linear]

I never knew Texas was so small. ;-)

[kenth]

U.S.T. sounds better. Jesus Land could just be the chain of giant theme parks we build inside it.

[Gerasimov]

oddly ... I'd be perfectly happy if we could create such a country!

[hispanarepublicana]

LOL. Someone better capture those and upload them to their own website before the libs break the links.

[KJacob]

I think I would have to rethink having armed guards at the border.

[MeekMom]

agreed.

[B.O. Plenty]

I really like the Texas one!

[aft_lizard]

Like we would give up good territory to them. I say we Invade Canada and really tick them off and make them learn spanish.

[wvobiwan]

No, they can go to Canada the same way they came to America - naked and alone. They don't get to take American land and property. Want to see why conservatives like the 2nd Amendment?

[isthisnickcool]

I like the Texas one.

They forgot to attach Mexico to it...

[CindyDawg]

Can't we have both? :')

[San Jacinto]

Hey! It works for me! Especially the TEXAS LAND map!

[Grit]

Nov. 2 Get out the Vote!
Nov. 3 Get out the Gloat!

[Petronski]

Time for an armed insurrection to liberate my portion of Pennsylvania from the evil clutches of the US of C.

[mrplind]

Jesus said we'd be persecuted for his name sake, starting to get it now, eh?

[TheBigB]

Either one works for me. :^)

[RabidBartender]

Dear liberal pukes:

We farm, you eat.

Any questions?

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I wound up in the WRONG COUNTRY!!!!! HELP!

[kezekiel]

Buh-Bye!

[Constantine XIII]

It would be übercool to be both a Tennessean and a Texan. :D

[TXBubba]

I would live in either proudly. Oh wait, I already live in one. Or do I already live in both?

[dirtboy]

Actually, they should just call the blue states "Whinistan".

[politicalwit]

I'm not sure the folks in Alberta would like that map...

[TexasGreg]

They're both pretty funny ... and about right.

[No_Outcome_But_Victory]

Cool! Those are great!

[MP5SD]

"Jesus Land" How sweet the sound.....

[Brad's Gramma]

WHAT? Get me OUT of Canada!!!! MY county went GW!!!

Personally....I DO like Jesus Land...

[Tribune7]

They forget to include Alberta and all that oil with us.

[LibWhacker]

Ah, yes . . . The hate continues. Over my dead body they get California.

[West Coast Conservative]

Jesusland rules.

[Wyatt's Torch]

Works for me! When do we start?

[everitt12]

UNITED STATES OF TEXAS!!!

or how about the Peoples Republic of New England, or the Fifty First State of Canada?

[JiggyMac]

Since they'll either end up Islamo fascists or Communists, can we pre-emptively strike them anyway. At least they would 'surrender' to our War on Terror.

Of course, they should only get the COUNTIES they won, not the states.

[Constantine XIII]

We should have kept Mexico. Everyone would have been much happier in the end!

[SueAngel]

Works for me! :-)

I vote for the United States of Texas -- we could also be known as "Jesuslanders."

[kingu]

United States of Texas for me; luckily I'm on the right side of the border.

[dmanLA]

If that is the case, I would have to move a couple of hundred miles east....away from the CA coast.

[Diogenesis]

[agrace]

LOL!

[Godebert]

I like both.

[Spiff]

So, are they saying that the Blue states are Anti-Jesusland? As in, anti-Jesus?! I'm glad that they're finally exposing themselves for the antiChrists that they are. Would that Christians would wake up to this reality and to what real forces are at battle.

[truthseeker2]

Ya know...I looks like there's a lot of Canadian influence seeping into the country.

[hispanarepublicana]

Dear liberal pukes: We farm, you eat. Any questions?

You left out the part about telling them to eat recycled food....

[NewLand]

Fine with me! They should all re-locate to their closest commune.