Perhaps it's time to set up a vanity of your own. I recommend you call it RETRAINING or RE-BOOTCAMP - and make it mandatory!
Your poem is pretty good, and I appreciated it.
"Dan Rather's credibility's dead. So is CBS News -- the National Democratic Party -- that stronz McAuliffe -- CNN -- the New York Times -- the ABC News Political Unit -- Sadaam Hussein -- Uday & Qusay -- the Taliban -- that fat Michael Moore -- Today I settled all Family business..."
I didn't like Kerry, but guy has way more class than Gore. Kerry conceded instead of making a mess. I'd never, ever vote for him, but I have more respect for him after the election. I appreciate that he did the mature thing and now we should be mature about it and accept his gracious surrender.
Which, on thinking about it, is much easier to do since
BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!! BUSH WON!!!