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GOD HELP AMERICA (Mega Euro-gag)
Daily Mirror (U.K.) ^ | 11/04/04 | Brian Reade

Posted on 11/03/2004 7:40:50 PM PST by Pokey78

THEY say that in life you get what you deserve. Well, today America has deservedly got a lawless cowboy to lead them further into carnage and isolation and the unreserved contempt of most of the rest of the world.

This once-great country has pulled up its drawbridge for another four years and stuck a finger up to the billions of us forced to share the same air. And in doing so, it has shown itself to be a fearful, backward-looking and very small nation.

This should have been the day when Americans finally answered their critics by raising their eyes from their own sidewalks and looking outward towards the rest of humanity.

And for a few hours early yesterday, when the exit polls predicted a John Kerry victory, it seemed they had.

But then the horrible, inevitable truth hit home. They had somehow managed to re-elect the most devious, blinkered and reckless leader ever put before them. The Yellow Rogue of Texas.

A self-serving, dim-witted, draft-dodging, gung-ho little rich boy, whose idea of courage is to yell: "I feel good," as he unleashes an awesome fury which slaughters 100,000 innocents for no other reason than greed and vanity.

A dangerous chameleon, his charming exterior provides cover for a power-crazed clique of Doctor Strangeloves whose goal is to increase America's grip on the world's economies and natural resources.

And in foolishly backing him, Americans have given the go-ahead for more unilateral pre-emptive strikes, more world instability and most probably another 9/11.

Why else do you think bin Laden was so happy to scare them to the polls, then made no attempt to scupper the outcome?

There's only one headline in town today, folks: "It Was Osama Wot Won It."

And soon he'll expect pay-back. Well, he can't allow Bush to have his folks whoopin' and a-hollerin' without his own getting a share of the fun, can he?

Heck, guys, I hope you're feeling proud today.

To the tens of millions who voted for John Kerry, my commiserations.

To the overwhelming majority of you who didn't, I simply ask: Have you learnt nothing? Do you despise your own image that much?

Do you care so little about the world beyond your shores? How could you do this to yourselves?

How appalling must one man's record at home and abroad be for you to reject him?

Kerry wasn't the best presidential candidate the Democrats have ever fielded (and he did deserve a kicking for that "reporting for doo-dee" moment), but at least he understood the complexity of the world outside America, and domestic disgraces like the 45 million of his fellow citizens without health cover.

He would have done something to make that country fairer and re-connected it with the wider world.

Instead America chose a man without morals or vision. An economic incompetent who inherited a $2billion surplus from Clinton, gave it in tax cuts to the rich and turned the US into the world's largest debtor nation.

A man who sneers at the rights of other nations. Who has withdrawn from international treaties on the environment and chemical weapons.

A man who flattens sovereign states then hands the rebuilding contracts to his own billionaire party backers.

A man who promotes trade protectionism and backs an Israeli government which continually flouts UN resolutions.

America has chosen a menacingly immature buffoon who likened the pursuit of the 9/11 terrorists to a Wild West, Wanted Dead or Alive man-hunt and, during the Afghanistan war, kept a baseball scorecard in his drawer, notching up hits when news came through of enemy deaths.

A RADICAL Christian fanatic who decided the world was made up of the forces of good and evil, who invented a war on terror, and thus as author of it, believed he had the right to set the rules of engagement.

Which translates to telling his troops to do what the hell they want to the bad guys. As he has at Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib and countless towns across Iraq.

You have to feel sorry for the millions of Yanks in the big cities like New York, Washington, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles and San Francisco who voted to kick him out.

These are the sophisticated side of the electorate who recognise a gibbon when they see one.

As for the ones who put him in, across the Bible Belt and the South, us outsiders can only feel pity.

Were I a Kerry voter, though, I'd feel deep anger, not only at them returning Bush to power, but for allowing the outside world to lump us all into the same category of moronic muppets.

The self-righteous, gun-totin', military lovin', sister marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport ownin' red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land "free and strong".

You probably won't be surprised to learn of would-be Oklahoma Republican Senator Tom Coburn who, on Tuesday, promised to ban abortion and execute any doctors who carried them out.

He also told voters that lesbianism is so rampant in the state's schools that girls were being sent to toilets on their own. Not that any principal could be found to back him up.

These are the people who hijack the word patriot and liken compassion to child-molesting. And they are unknowingly bin Laden's chief recruiting officers.

Al-Qaeda's existence is fuelled by the outpourings of America's Christian right. Bush is its commander-in-chief. And he and bin Laden need each other to survive.

Both need to play Lex Luther to each others' Superman with their own fanatical people. Maybe that's why the mightiest military machine ever assembled has failed to catch the world's most wanted man.

Or is the reason simply that America is incompetent? That behind the bluff they are frightened and clueless, which is why they've stayed with the devil they know.

VISITORS from another planet watching this election would surely not credit the amateurism.

The queues for hours to register a tick; the 17,000 lawyers needed to ensure there was no cheating; the $1.2bn wasted by parties trying to discredit the enemy; the allegations of fraud, intimidation and dirty tricks; the exit polls which were so wildly inaccurate; an Electoral College voting system that makes the Eurovision Song Contest look like a beacon of democracy and efficiency; and the delays and the legal wrangles in announcing the victor.

Yet America would have us believe theirs is the finest democracy in the world. Well, that fine democracy has got the man it deserved. George W Bush.

But is America safer today without Kerry in charge? A man who overnight would have given back to the UN some credibility and authority. Who would have worked out the best way to undo the Iraq mess without fear of losing face.

Instead, the questions facing America today are - how many more thousands of their sons will die as Iraq descends into a new Vietnam? And how many more Vietnams are on the horizon now they have given Bush the mandate to go after Iran, Syria, North Korea or Cuba...?

Today is a sad day for the world, but it's even sadder for the millions of intelligent Americans embarrassed by a gung-ho leader and backed by a banal electorate, half of whom still believe Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11.

Yanks had the chance to show the world a better way this week, instead they made a thuggish cowboy ride off into the sunset bathed in glory.

And in doing so it brought Armageddon that little bit closer and re-christened their beloved nation The Home Of The Knave and the Land Of The Freak.

God Help America.


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: dirtyrats; eurotrash; eurotwitsforkerry; fifthcolumn; filthyrats; marxists; radicalleftists; rats; socialists; sorelosers
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1 posted on 11/03/2004 7:40:50 PM PST by Pokey78
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To: Pokey78
But God DID Help America.... I was there... saw it last night. :)
2 posted on 11/03/2004 7:41:22 PM PST by PureSolace (A Conservative bases his politics from his morals, and a Liberal bases his morals from his politics.)
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To: Pokey78

No, God BLESSED America! (Thanks Lord, you are GOOD!)


3 posted on 11/03/2004 7:42:09 PM PST by Libertina (We praise You Lord, You have granted America a Christian leader!)
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To: Libertina
No, God BLESSED America! (Thanks Lord, you are GOOD!)

Hear hear! :) Hi Libertina, fancy seeing you here. :-)

4 posted on 11/03/2004 7:44:31 PM PST by PureSolace (A Conservative bases his politics from his morals, and a Liberal bases his morals from his politics.)
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To: Pokey78

Yup, whatever. Now go play somewhere in a quiet corner of your li'll island, and let the real men take care of things. Don't hurt youself, y'hear.


5 posted on 11/03/2004 7:44:36 PM PST by Ironfocus
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To: Pokey78
Why doesn't Brian move to Falujah?
6 posted on 11/03/2004 7:44:57 PM PST by Paladin2 (SeeBS News - We Decide, We Create, We Report - In that order! - ABC - Already Been Caught)
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To: Pokey78

This falls right in line with the lefties here saying "America sux...Bunch of backwards rednecks".

America gave a collective finger to the world and it was much deserved.

History will prove us right as it always does.


7 posted on 11/03/2004 7:44:57 PM PST by smith288 (I have posted over 10,000 times. The more I post, the more intelligent you become!)
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To: Pokey78
God Help America.

He has so far... all signs support the trend.

8 posted on 11/03/2004 7:45:14 PM PST by bikepacker67
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To: Pokey78
Now this is histerical, I didn't read the whole thing (quite frankly I have better things to do) but I did skim it and could not find any factual truth with any statement made.
9 posted on 11/03/2004 7:45:17 PM PST by bgnn32
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To: Pokey78
Yeah, we should be gracious in victory to dolts like this.

Any of you advocates of gentility reading this crap?
10 posted on 11/03/2004 7:45:19 PM PST by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: Pokey78

"Well, today America has deservedly got a lawless cowboy"

LOL! You know, I am a secret writer (as yet unpublished) of romance novels.

Cowboys are a staple of American romance novels.

Lawless (and yet, tame-able ;)) cowboys? Bring 'em on, that's what I say! And that's what millions of American women said yesterday.


11 posted on 11/03/2004 7:45:21 PM PST by proud American in Canada
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To: Pokey78

So I take it he's a tad miffed at the election's outcome?


12 posted on 11/03/2004 7:45:27 PM PST by baseballfanjm
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To: Pokey78

*sniff, sniff*...aaaah, schadenfreude. :^)


13 posted on 11/03/2004 7:45:33 PM PST by TheBigB (I have a keyboard and an attitude. Don't piss me off.)
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To: Pokey78

Well, I think the unwashed majority in the U.S. is right on and I add my digit to the millions being lifted in "salute" to this limey rag!


14 posted on 11/03/2004 7:46:01 PM PST by Chu Gary (USN Intel guy 1967 - 1970)
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To: Libertina
Yes,, GOD has helped America, We are telling the world, we want to turn back to the country that we once was 50 60 years ago.
Liberalism , GAY agenda, FEMS , Communist , has been a cancer to our country for the last 45 years.
Mcarthy was right.
15 posted on 11/03/2004 7:46:34 PM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: Pokey78
LOL! We Oklahoman's were singled out for electing Coburn to the senate. Thank you, just doing our duty.


16 posted on 11/03/2004 7:46:53 PM PST by Brett66 (Dan Rather, the most busted man in America.)
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To: PureSolace
AMEN PureSolace!
Sounds to me like this person needs to sign up with the UN and go feed some Iraqis to see first hand how they feel about us being there... and then get captured by some terrorists to find out what it's really all about.
17 posted on 11/03/2004 7:47:09 PM PST by Safrguns
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To: smith288
"America sux...Bunch of backwards rednecks".

Yup... Redneck rubes, and Jesus freaks.

As I suggested on another thread, maybe the Rats should re-institute a brief intelligence test before we let these mouth-breathers vote. </wink>

18 posted on 11/03/2004 7:47:33 PM PST by bikepacker67
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To: smith288

"America gave a collective finger to the world and it was much deserved.

History will prove us right as it always does"

bttt.

I can only re-state what some wise Freeper said sometime today: "Dictators all over the world are changing their underpants. Freedom is on the march."

Someone, please help me give credit where credit is due. That is a great line.


19 posted on 11/03/2004 7:47:37 PM PST by proud American in Canada
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To: Pokey78

He just wants some attention.


20 posted on 11/03/2004 7:47:54 PM PST by kddid (Hope springs eternal.)
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