[Diddle E. Squat]

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now."

[kimmie7]

Well, that's all well and good but all I need is this desk....and this keyboard.... and this lamp. That's all I need. And this radio. This desk and this keyboard and this lamp and this radio. That's all I need. And this pen....