[dawn53]

The philosophical question seems to be:

If you're losing to an idiot...what does that make you?

[so_real]

If you're losing to an idiot...what does that make you?

That's good. The best I could come up with is this:

First they tried to redefine "is"; then they tried to redefine "marriage"; then I heard on MSNBC that before 2008 they will redefine "morality"; and now they are trying to redefine "idiot". Someone must teach them to read and give them a copy of Webster's Dictionary!