Skip to comments.Moby: Split America into "Northeastistan," "Pacificstan" and "Redstateistan"
Posted on 11/04/2004 3:55:13 PM PST by veronica
Democratic party supporter Moby wants to split America into three nations, following George W. Bush's Nov. 2 victory over Sen. John Kerry in the presidential election.
The disappointed dance star concedes President Bush received the majority of votes nationwide, after claiming vast swathes of middle America and the Deep South -- but argues California and New York should be granted independence from Bush's administration, because they voted overwhelmingly in favor of Kerry.
"America is essentially a right-wing Republican country. We might resist this fact, but it is a fact. It's not a fact in Manhattan. It's not a fact in L.A. or San Francisco... but for 100 plus million people it's a fact," he said.
"We live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'North-east-istan' (north-east Us) and 'Pacific-stan' (west coast)?
"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?
"Then you could have 3 countries: Northeastistan - Pacificstan - Redstateistan."
I have a better idea. MOVE TO FRANCE!!!!
Or, those who hate America can move to France. That's way easier.. :)
Let's split Moby in to three pieces.
He wasn't in Flipper.
Trade what? I think in order to trade you might have to actually produce something of value. I don't know if there is a market for poverty, misery and strife.
Kinda sounds like Bin Laden......
Canada. It's the samething as France only closer.
Hey Moby DICK: You and your liberal friends can leave any time you like. But you don't get to take one thimble-full of our hard earned country with you.
Because you won't lift a finger to defend the rest of us Moby, you get to leave America the same way you came - naked and alone.
Redstateistan should invade Oregon so we can have access to the Pacific Ocean.
Given that I live in Redstateistan, I don't have a problem with this.
I hope Moby is on their ticket in 08. It's just so damn easy with these people.
Has anyone ever seen Moby and Michael Stipe from REM in the same place at the same time? What's the frequency, Kenneth?
I suggest Moby just split to somewhere else--like Antarctica--and STFU.
Bob Bechtel a democrat strategist said the southern states should secede and form their own country. The Blue staters are getting more and more whacko each day!
I'm sure they go to the same gay bars.
Oh fiddle! No deal! Now if he'd would go red and blue by county I'd have to go for it ;)
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