Skip to comments.Moby: Split America into "Northeastistan," "Pacificstan" and "Redstateistan"
Posted on 11/04/2004 3:55:13 PM PST by veronica
Democratic party supporter Moby wants to split America into three nations, following George W. Bush's Nov. 2 victory over Sen. John Kerry in the presidential election.
The disappointed dance star concedes President Bush received the majority of votes nationwide, after claiming vast swathes of middle America and the Deep South -- but argues California and New York should be granted independence from Bush's administration, because they voted overwhelmingly in favor of Kerry.
"America is essentially a right-wing Republican country. We might resist this fact, but it is a fact. It's not a fact in Manhattan. It's not a fact in L.A. or San Francisco... but for 100 plus million people it's a fact," he said.
"We live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'North-east-istan' (north-east Us) and 'Pacific-stan' (west coast)?
"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?
"Then you could have 3 countries: Northeastistan - Pacificstan - Redstateistan."
I have a better idea. MOVE TO FRANCE!!!!
Or, those who hate America can move to France. That's way easier.. :)
Let's split Moby in to three pieces.
He wasn't in Flipper.
Trade what? I think in order to trade you might have to actually produce something of value. I don't know if there is a market for poverty, misery and strife.
Kinda sounds like Bin Laden......
Canada. It's the samething as France only closer.
Hey Moby DICK: You and your liberal friends can leave any time you like. But you don't get to take one thimble-full of our hard earned country with you.
Because you won't lift a finger to defend the rest of us Moby, you get to leave America the same way you came - naked and alone.
Redstateistan should invade Oregon so we can have access to the Pacific Ocean.
Given that I live in Redstateistan, I don't have a problem with this.
I hope Moby is on their ticket in 08. It's just so damn easy with these people.
Has anyone ever seen Moby and Michael Stipe from REM in the same place at the same time? What's the frequency, Kenneth?
I suggest Moby just split to somewhere else--like Antarctica--and STFU.
Bob Bechtel a democrat strategist said the southern states should secede and form their own country. The Blue staters are getting more and more whacko each day!
I'm sure they go to the same gay bars.
Oh fiddle! No deal! Now if he'd would go red and blue by county I'd have to go for it ;)
Who the #*@% is "Moby"?
Love the terminology. Well, gotta go...I have an appointment with my proctologist for a Mobyoscopy.
We would have to liberate half of California too.
Boy Moby it sure must suck to be you.
What a pretentious arrogant little fagala dick.
What do we do about TAXXACHUSETTS?!
How 'bout this:
West Coast = Lenin Land
Eastern Seabord = Cuba North
Upper Midwest = New Russia
Pacific Islands = Subsidy Islands
Everything Else = Free America
How about North Mexico, South Canada and the rest can stay Real America.
I have a better idea, Moby Dick - you and your ilk can get the hell out if you don't like it. I may live in a blue state on the Left Coast, but it is still a part of the United States, and if you even think about taking my home away from me, because I and my family have to leave, well, you ain't gonna much like the response...
Ever notice these guys are always talking about "division" and they are always the ones doing the dividing! Classic!
"Right wing" is an ancient political description which is not only obsolete, but counter-productive in modern times.
The collectivists, however, deliberately use it to confuse the difference between individualist live-and-let-livers and collectivist control freaks (other than themselves) who want to sacrifice individual rights to the "fatherland" or the "master race" instead of the "proletariat" or the "greater good" or whatever THEY prefer, as if it were a BFD. Don't let them get away with it any more. Use this as one reference: http://freedomkeys.com/collectivism.htm
That's phase II.
Actually, by the end of my 6 phase plan, Redstateistan will have conquered all of Northeastistan and Pacifistan, so we'll pretty much be in the same situation we are in now.
Hey Moby what about all your friends? Didn't you forget to include your new country, Homoistan!
I say he and the others move to a real -istan. They won't have to deal with Bush again until it's their new country's turn on the WOT list.
"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us?"
"We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave? "
Nah, you liberals have destroyed the culture and decency of the areas you've migrated to, stay there and trade with yourselves, or France.
He wasn't in Flipper.
His one big hit was in a car commercial
Split up the country. I would not object to that. If our politicians believed in federalism, we would not have to do it, but I see no reason why NYers should have to be governed by a Southern President, nor why Southerners should have to be governed by a Massachusetts President. Let Massachusetts govern itself. Let Florida govern itself.
Naw... liberate southern California below LA... lotsa "friendlies" in Riverside, San Bernardino, Orange and San Diego counties... we're about as Red as Oklahoma down here.
When Northeastistan turns into Haiti, don't come looking for help from Redstatistan. Get the French and Germans to sort out the mess.
I think I like you riri - you absolutely nailed this one.
If the left and right coasts became stand alone nations, their government, tax codes and demographics would caused them to degenerated into Mexico like countries.
Great. Now she's going to need two more signs.
For decades the 'Silent Majority' had to put up with the likes of JFK, LBJ, an activist liberal Supreme Court, Tip O'Neil, the NEA, Carter-Mondale, HHH, McGovern, Jim Wright, Ted (hic) Kennedy, an activist liberal media, an activist liberal higher education system, Jane Fonda, CNN, 60 Minutes, Alan Dershowitz, Bill Clinton, Julian Epstein, Tom Daschle, George Mitchell, Michael Dukakis, Walter Cronkite, Dan Rather, more activist liberal Supreme Court justices, Roe vs. Wade, Miranda, Rodney King, and fill in the blank.
So do what we had to do; Grow some brass ones, get a backbone, fine tune your arguements, adjust, and DEAL WITH IT.
Veronica, who the h is Moby?
Actually he sounds exactly like al Zawahiri, who stated "I swear, America will be divided into three parts." Welcome to al Qaeda, Moby.
How about dropping Moby Dickless on Mecca from 30,000 feet.
Hey, Berlin was an island city. I'm in favor of fencing off the big blue cities.
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