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Moby: Split America into "Northeastistan," "Pacificstan" and "Redstateistan"
So. Florida.com ^ | 11-4-04

Posted on 11/04/2004 3:55:13 PM PST by veronica

Democratic party supporter Moby wants to split America into three nations, following George W. Bush's Nov. 2 victory over Sen. John Kerry in the presidential election.

The disappointed dance star concedes President Bush received the majority of votes nationwide, after claiming vast swathes of middle America and the Deep South -- but argues California and New York should be granted independence from Bush's administration, because they voted overwhelmingly in favor of Kerry.

"America is essentially a right-wing Republican country. We might resist this fact, but it is a fact. It's not a fact in Manhattan. It's not a fact in L.A. or San Francisco... but for 100 plus million people it's a fact," he said.

"We live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'North-east-istan' (north-east Us) and 'Pacific-stan' (west coast)?

"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?

"Then you could have 3 countries: Northeastistan - Pacificstan - Redstateistan."


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1 posted on 11/04/2004 3:55:13 PM PST by veronica
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To: veronica

I have a better idea. MOVE TO FRANCE!!!!


2 posted on 11/04/2004 3:56:06 PM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: veronica

Or, those who hate America can move to France. That's way easier.. :)


3 posted on 11/04/2004 3:56:20 PM PST by JesseJane (Double Dubya = M A N D A T E. Say it libs! If you do, warts will fall from your face; be HEALED!)
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To: veronica

Let's split Moby in to three pieces.


4 posted on 11/04/2004 3:56:31 PM PST by afnamvet (Tuy Hoa AB RVN 68-69 Jet Noise...The Sound of Freedom!)
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To: veronica
Why this no talent gets any play is a mystery.

He wasn't in Flipper.

5 posted on 11/04/2004 3:56:53 PM PST by tallhappy (Juntos Podemos!)
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To: veronica
We could still travel freely and trade freely with them

Trade what? I think in order to trade you might have to actually produce something of value. I don't know if there is a market for poverty, misery and strife.

6 posted on 11/04/2004 3:57:00 PM PST by riri
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To: veronica

Kinda sounds like Bin Laden......


7 posted on 11/04/2004 3:57:34 PM PST by cmsgop ( GLOAT? ,YES PLEASE!!!!!!)
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To: JesseJane

Canada. It's the samething as France only closer.


8 posted on 11/04/2004 3:57:46 PM PST by CWOJackson
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To: veronica
So, remind me again... who is it that's supposed to be "divisive"?

Dan
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9 posted on 11/04/2004 3:57:53 PM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: veronica

Hey Moby DICK: You and your liberal friends can leave any time you like. But you don't get to take one thimble-full of our hard earned country with you.

Because you won't lift a finger to defend the rest of us Moby, you get to leave America the same way you came - naked and alone.


10 posted on 11/04/2004 3:58:05 PM PST by wvobiwan (Kerry/Edwards Foreign Policy Slogan: Accept our surrender or we'll sue!)
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To: veronica

Redstateistan should invade Oregon so we can have access to the Pacific Ocean.


11 posted on 11/04/2004 3:58:12 PM PST by Question Liberal Authority (THANK YOU, FREEPERS for re-electing President George W. Bush!)
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To: veronica

Given that I live in Redstateistan, I don't have a problem with this.


12 posted on 11/04/2004 3:58:21 PM PST by MarkeyD (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com>Loser</a>)
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To: veronica

I hope Moby is on their ticket in 08. It's just so damn easy with these people.


13 posted on 11/04/2004 3:58:30 PM PST by MisterRepublican
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To: veronica

Has anyone ever seen Moby and Michael Stipe from REM in the same place at the same time? What's the frequency, Kenneth?


14 posted on 11/04/2004 3:58:30 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: veronica

I suggest Moby just split to somewhere else--like Antarctica--and STFU.


15 posted on 11/04/2004 3:58:47 PM PST by financeprof
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To: veronica

Bob Bechtel a democrat strategist said the southern states should secede and form their own country. The Blue staters are getting more and more whacko each day!


16 posted on 11/04/2004 3:58:56 PM PST by Moconservative
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To: tallhappy
"Look at me... I'm a middle aged bald wastetoid, pretending to be 'cool' by pasting together OTHER peoples songs and crazy sound synthesizers for young people to dance to while on X-tacy"

Who am I?
17 posted on 11/04/2004 3:59:03 PM PST by FreedomNeocon (2)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Has anyone ever seen Moby and Michael Stipe from REM in the same place at the same time?

I'm sure they go to the same gay bars.

18 posted on 11/04/2004 3:59:23 PM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: veronica

 

 

19 posted on 11/04/2004 3:59:29 PM PST by Fintan (I wanted more Bush...I GOT MORE BUSH!!!!!)
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To: veronica

Oh fiddle! No deal! Now if he'd would go red and blue by county I'd have to go for it ;)


20 posted on 11/04/2004 4:00:00 PM PST by pepperdog
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To: veronica

Who the #*@% is "Moby"?


21 posted on 11/04/2004 4:00:09 PM PST by The Loan Arranger ("This We'll Defend")
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To: veronica

Love the terminology. Well, gotta go...I have an appointment with my proctologist for a Mobyoscopy.


22 posted on 11/04/2004 4:00:20 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Inanity is the Mother of Convention")
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To: Question Liberal Authority

We would have to liberate half of California too.


23 posted on 11/04/2004 4:00:30 PM PST by Stopislamnow (One Dick, One Bush, the way God intended it.)
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To: veronica

Boy Moby it sure must suck to be you.


24 posted on 11/04/2004 4:00:43 PM PST by DaBroasta (Dear democrat your party doesn't think you're stupid, they rolled ya for big bucks because of it!)
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To: veronica

What a pretentious arrogant little fagala dick.


25 posted on 11/04/2004 4:00:47 PM PST by FormerACLUmember (Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
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To: veronica

What do we do about TAXXACHUSETTS?!


26 posted on 11/04/2004 4:00:53 PM PST by timestax
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To: veronica

How 'bout this:

West Coast = Lenin Land
Eastern Seabord = Cuba North
Upper Midwest = New Russia
Pacific Islands = Subsidy Islands
Everything Else = Free America


27 posted on 11/04/2004 4:00:57 PM PST by Visioneer
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To: veronica
"Then you could have 3 countries: Northeastistan - Pacificstan - Redstateistan."

How about North Mexico, South Canada and the rest can stay Real America.

28 posted on 11/04/2004 4:01:36 PM PST by Taxbilly
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To: veronica

I have a better idea, Moby Dick - you and your ilk can get the hell out if you don't like it. I may live in a blue state on the Left Coast, but it is still a part of the United States, and if you even think about taking my home away from me, because I and my family have to leave, well, you ain't gonna much like the response...


29 posted on 11/04/2004 4:01:38 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (CBS - We Distort, You Deride.)
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To: veronica

Ever notice these guys are always talking about "division" and they are always the ones doing the dividing! Classic!


30 posted on 11/04/2004 4:01:51 PM PST by sierrahome (Proud member of the Geo. W. Bush Reelection Team)
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To: veronica

"Right wing" is an ancient political description which is not only obsolete, but counter-productive in modern times.
The collectivists, however, deliberately use it to confuse the difference between individualist live-and-let-livers and collectivist control freaks (other than themselves) who want to sacrifice individual rights to the "fatherland" or the "master race" instead of the "proletariat" or the "greater good" or whatever THEY prefer, as if it were a BFD. Don't let them get away with it any more. Use this as one reference: http://freedomkeys.com/collectivism.htm


31 posted on 11/04/2004 4:02:22 PM PST by FreeKeys (A waffling TRAITOR for President? NEVER! A DECISIVE Patriot? YESSSSSSS!!!!!)
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To: Stopislamnow

That's phase II.

Actually, by the end of my 6 phase plan, Redstateistan will have conquered all of Northeastistan and Pacifistan, so we'll pretty much be in the same situation we are in now.


32 posted on 11/04/2004 4:03:01 PM PST by Question Liberal Authority (THANK YOU, FREEPERS for re-electing President George W. Bush!)
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To: veronica

Hey Moby what about all your friends? Didn't you forget to include your new country, Homoistan!


33 posted on 11/04/2004 4:04:19 PM PST by badpacifist
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To: veronica

I say he and the others move to a real -istan. They won't have to deal with Bush again until it's their new country's turn on the WOT list.


34 posted on 11/04/2004 4:04:39 PM PST by Rastus
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To: veronica

"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us?"

YES!!

"We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave? "

Nah, you liberals have destroyed the culture and decency of the areas you've migrated to, stay there and trade with yourselves, or France.


35 posted on 11/04/2004 4:05:01 PM PST by AuntB (Most provisional ballots are from voters not eligible to vote!!! Ask a poll worker!)
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To: tallhappy
Why this no talent gets any play is a mystery.

He wasn't in Flipper.

His one big hit was in a car commercial

36 posted on 11/04/2004 4:05:03 PM PST by muleskinner
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To: veronica

Split up the country. I would not object to that. If our politicians believed in federalism, we would not have to do it, but I see no reason why NYers should have to be governed by a Southern President, nor why Southerners should have to be governed by a Massachusetts President. Let Massachusetts govern itself. Let Florida govern itself.


37 posted on 11/04/2004 4:05:12 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: veronica

38 posted on 11/04/2004 4:05:16 PM PST by Shortwave (Supporting Bush was a duty one owed to the fallen. Now, it is an honor.)
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To: Question Liberal Authority
Redstateistan should invade Oregon so we can have access to the Pacific Ocean.

Naw... liberate southern California below LA... lotsa "friendlies" in Riverside, San Bernardino, Orange and San Diego counties... we're about as Red as Oklahoma down here.


39 posted on 11/04/2004 4:05:38 PM PST by So Cal Rocket (Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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To: veronica

When Northeastistan turns into Haiti, don't come looking for help from Redstatistan. Get the French and Germans to sort out the mess.


41 posted on 11/04/2004 4:05:44 PM PST by Leroy S. Mort
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To: riri
"Trade what? I think in order to trade you might have to actually produce something of value. I don't know if there is a market for poverty, misery and strife."

I think I like you riri - you absolutely nailed this one.

If the left and right coasts became stand alone nations, their government, tax codes and demographics would caused them to degenerated into Mexico like countries.

42 posted on 11/04/2004 4:05:50 PM PST by Positive (There's nothing sadder than seeing a group of great ideas being murdered by a bunch of brutal facts!)
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To: veronica

Great. Now she's going to need two more signs.

43 posted on 11/04/2004 4:06:00 PM PST by Question Liberal Authority (THANK YOU, FREEPERS for re-electing President George W. Bush!)
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To: financeprof
"I suggest Moby just split to somewhere else--like Antarctica "
Why would you want to inflict Moby on the penguins? There is something on the books about criminal cruelty towards animals...
44 posted on 11/04/2004 4:06:01 PM PST by GSlob
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To: veronica
Three words; DEAL WITH IT.

For decades the 'Silent Majority' had to put up with the likes of JFK, LBJ, an activist liberal Supreme Court, Tip O'Neil, the NEA, Carter-Mondale, HHH, McGovern, Jim Wright, Ted (hic) Kennedy, an activist liberal media, an activist liberal higher education system, Jane Fonda, CNN, 60 Minutes, Alan Dershowitz, Bill Clinton, Julian Epstein, Tom Daschle, George Mitchell, Michael Dukakis, Walter Cronkite, Dan Rather, more activist liberal Supreme Court justices, Roe vs. Wade, Miranda, Rodney King, and fill in the blank.

So do what we had to do; Grow some brass ones, get a backbone, fine tune your arguements, adjust, and DEAL WITH IT.

45 posted on 11/04/2004 4:06:28 PM PST by TexasNative2000 (When it's all said and done, someone starts another conversation.......)
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To: veronica

Veronica, who the h is Moby?
Thanx


46 posted on 11/04/2004 4:07:05 PM PST by Sam Cree (Democrats are herd animals)
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To: cmsgop

Actually he sounds exactly like al Zawahiri, who stated "I swear, America will be divided into three parts." Welcome to al Qaeda, Moby.


47 posted on 11/04/2004 4:07:27 PM PST by Sender (*F*O*U*R*M*O*R*E*Y*E*A*R*S*!!!)
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To: financeprof

How about dropping Moby Dickless on Mecca from 30,000 feet.


48 posted on 11/04/2004 4:07:42 PM PST by broadsword (Weren't there a couple of giant Buddhist statues in Afghanistan? What happened to them?)
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To: sierrahome

Hey, Berlin was an island city. I'm in favor of fencing off the big blue cities.


49 posted on 11/04/2004 4:07:49 PM PST by umgud (Donate monthly, don't be a Freeploader)
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To: veronica

Jackassistan


50 posted on 11/04/2004 4:07:49 PM PST by elizabetty
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