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To: IowaHawk

Why You Lost.

Reality #1: You passed on Howard Dean to get John Kerry. That's like dropping a college class on Oral Sex and picking up The History of Laundry.

Reality#2: You picked David Cassidy for VP. Whose idea was that? Were you hoping to appeal to women? No way. Edwards is so far in the closet, he's finding the Christmas presents.

Reality#3: When Kerry said he voted for the funding before he voted against it, Karl Rove looked like he just went home with a mute, rich nymphomaniac with a beer distributorship.

Reality#4: All of America looked at Teresa Heinz Kerry as First Lady and wondered if she was one martini away from an international incident. Like handing her coat to Vicente Fox and telling him to go finish trimming the hollies.


6 posted on 11/05/2004 10:09:28 AM PST by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: AppyPappy
mute, rich nymphomaniac with a beer distributorship

Do y'know where I can git ME one o'them? An kin I git a huntin' license too? :-)

9 posted on 11/05/2004 10:25:11 AM PST by TrueKnightGalahad (It's time for us to reclaim Liberalism from the reactionary left.)
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To: AppyPappy

>All of America looked at Teresa Heinz Kerry as First Lady and wondered if she was one martini away from an international incident. Like handing her coat to Vicente Fox and telling him to go finish trimming the hollies.<

Owwww. Just when I'd straightened back up from reading Iowa Hawk's commentary, I run into THIS?? The pain, the pain.

Thanks, neigbor!


13 posted on 11/05/2004 10:35:30 AM PST by Darnright
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To: AppyPappy; Vic3O3

Post #6! ROFLMAO!

Dang well said and dead center on target!

Semper Fi


15 posted on 11/05/2004 11:46:43 AM PST by dd5339 (A sheepdog, a warrior, someone who is walking the hero's path.)
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