Why You Lost.
Reality #1: You passed on Howard Dean to get John Kerry. That's like dropping a college class on Oral Sex and picking up The History of Laundry.
Reality#2: You picked David Cassidy for VP. Whose idea was that? Were you hoping to appeal to women? No way. Edwards is so far in the closet, he's finding the Christmas presents.
Reality#3: When Kerry said he voted for the funding before he voted against it, Karl Rove looked like he just went home with a mute, rich nymphomaniac with a beer distributorship.
Reality#4: All of America looked at Teresa Heinz Kerry as First Lady and wondered if she was one martini away from an international incident. Like handing her coat to Vicente Fox and telling him to go finish trimming the hollies.
Do y'know where I can git ME one o'them? An kin I git a huntin' license too? :-)
>All of America looked at Teresa Heinz Kerry as First Lady and wondered if she was one martini away from an international incident. Like handing her coat to Vicente Fox and telling him to go finish trimming the hollies.<
Owwww. Just when I'd straightened back up from reading Iowa Hawk's commentary, I run into THIS?? The pain, the pain.
Thanks, neigbor!
Post #6! ROFLMAO!
Dang well said and dead center on target!
Semper Fi