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LAUGHATHON: Dumbocrats play the blame game (lining up the culprits for Kerry's debacle )
11/6/04 | COPYRIGHT 2004 Use with permission.

Posted on 11/06/2004 2:36:23 AM PST by Liz

Dumbocrats are pointing the finger---not to say which finger----at the dum-dums who caused Kerry's ignominious defeat. One story surfacing predictably points to Bill Clinton, and also fingers Alexandra Kerry's see-through dress, and the juvenile actions of rapper Sean Puffy Combs. The story goes as follows:

The New York Post's Page Six reports Friday, Nov. 5, 2004 that numbers of notable figures in the 2004 Kerry campaign are being roasted by party insiders, headlined " Kerry Aides Blame Puffy, Bill Clinton, Daughter."

(A) Alexandra Kerry: The paper said John Kerry's daughter "made a splash at the Cannes Film Festival last spring when she appeared on the red carpet in a see-through dress." Campaign "insiders snipe that all she did was rack up major expenses. 'She had an entourage of five people with her everywhere she went.' A hairdresser, makeup artist, publicist and two assistants. It ended up costing something like $8,000 a month. And she didn't exactly do anything."

(B) Sean Puffy Combs: The rap mogul made national headlines with his "Vote or Die" effort to get young voters to register and vote. But they never materialized at the polls. "He was just a nuisance," the Post quotes one Kerry aide as saying. "The whole thing was a joke. No one outside of New York or L.A. gives a hoot about this guy. All he did was get himself press."

(C) Terry McAuliffe and Bill Clinton: The Post says Clinton and his top fundraiser who heads the Democratic party caused the disaster.

(D) The Post has reported that some analysts say Clinton's emergence in the closing days of the campaign "energized" the Republican base.


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Yet to be fingered is goofball spouse Terayza who was the campaign's gay-loving mama, intent on staying coherent through the long, arduous campaign, by popping pills AM to PM.

Then there was foul-mouthed Whoppi Goldberg---"America's (gag) soul"---as Kerry called her. Whoppi got Dixie Chicked out of her job as Slim-Fast spokesthing b/c of her salacious remarks against GWB.....and the fact that Slimfast stock dropped a couple billion.

And how 'bout No-bounce Eddie VP wannabe who failed to unite a country hopelessly divided between non-aerosol hairspray and hard-to-hold styling gel.

Not to mention big-buck loser---Soros---who dropped some $25M into the losing effort ----although US taxes were funding this somehow, either through tax evasion, NPO and/or hedging schemes.

1 posted on 11/06/2004 2:36:23 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

Are they saying that Alexandria Kerry's trip to the film festival was a campaign expense?!?!?


2 posted on 11/06/2004 2:45:52 AM PST by looney tune
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To: Liz

If anyone could make Hillary look good it was Teraza. She couldn't keep her mouth shut long enough to get her husband elected and when you're that rich and out-source as many jobs as Heinz does its hard to portray President Bush as a rich, out of touch person.

Then you had Hollywood's buffoons (Joe Piscopo excepted). If they're the soul of America it sure skews the views of America. With the moral values a lot of them have I don't think they're in touch with a majority of Americans. If you want to get out the vote, just use these idiots, Barbara Striesand and others, to be your soul of America and you'll tick off the real soul of America.


3 posted on 11/06/2004 2:46:03 AM PST by MadAnthony1776
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To: Liz

And last but not least of all, what about the goof himself... the treasons traitor that he is, and "I have a Plan". Geesh, I'm so glad we don't have to see his fig or hear that monotone voice for the next week, much less, the next 4 years! Thank you God.


4 posted on 11/06/2004 2:46:34 AM PST by bullzeye66
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To: Liz

Excellent plus your additions of

E) Teresa the meds queen
F) George Soros (tsuris)


5 posted on 11/06/2004 2:49:21 AM PST by dennisw (Gd - against Amelek for all generations.)
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To: Liz

A)Alexandra's dress was nice to look at the Cannes festival, but her most detrimental moment was when she told America that her Dad gave a Hamster mouth-to-mouth. I'm sure visions of Richard Gere were abound.
B) P. Diddy's next hit will be on K-tel records....non-factor.
C) McAwful & Slick Willy never wanted Kerry to win. Now the Dem nomination is wide open for Hitlery.
D) Slick Willy campaigned for Kerry in the last week? I thought he was in sick bay chasing nurses.

Other: Tha-ray-za was a huge detriment to Kerry's campaign. She made Hitlery look like a girlsout. Nobody could ever imagine her being first lady. The Hollyweird elite pretending to be one of the common folk was no prize either. People went to the rallies for the free concert, not to listen to Kerry. John Edwards and his two Americas was a complete failure. The Civil War was 140 years ago, dufus. Begala and Carville were on a Hogan's Heroes Operation - make it look like they were under control, but savatage everything. Dan Rather, his hatred of Bush, ended any credibility he may have had since 2000. Finally, the dinosuar media, unpaid Kerry Campaign Contributors, all of them.


6 posted on 11/06/2004 2:50:24 AM PST by txkev
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Tha-ray-za was a huge detriment to Kerry's campaign.

She's glad Kerry lost. Now she can go back to being the un-scrutinized wife of a back bencher Senator

7 posted on 11/06/2004 2:55:39 AM PST by dennisw (Gd - against Amelek for all generations.)
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To: Liz

Don't forget the ridiculously biased "old media." They're what turned me into a broken-glass voter. They utter transparence of their Kerry cheerleading was, oddly, a good thing. I think it awakened significant numbers of people who had previously been skeptical of the charges that we've been making for years.

I turned it into a learning experience for the young voters in my family. It was a great teaching aid.


8 posted on 11/06/2004 2:56:21 AM PST by DJ Frisat (Hand me the duct tape before my head explodes...)
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To: DJ Frisat

oops --- proofread, proofread... Sorry about the typos.


9 posted on 11/06/2004 2:57:27 AM PST by DJ Frisat (Hand me the duct tape before my head explodes...)
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To: dennisw

Let's face it, Tha-ray-za would have found the White House to be a little small for her tastes.


10 posted on 11/06/2004 3:01:05 AM PST by txkev
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To: Liz

There is only one reason the democrats lost the election.

John Kerry . . .


11 posted on 11/06/2004 3:03:31 AM PST by Beckwith (John Kerry, sign the Form 180 - petition at http://www.SignForm180.com)
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To: Liz
Yet to be fingered is goofball spouse Terayza

I think that is Newsweek's take. Why is it they can blame everyone but the candidate and his leftist policies?

Rhetorical question.

12 posted on 11/06/2004 3:06:14 AM PST by SWake ("Estrada was savaged by liars and abandoned by cowards." Mark Davis, WBAP, 09/09/2003)
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To: Liz

Has McAuliffe peeked his head out from under the rock where he's hiding yet?


13 posted on 11/06/2004 3:10:19 AM PST by dawn53
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To: Liz
and also fingers Alexandra Kerry's see-through dress

I was reading about this and they have got to be kidding me. There`s two reasons why Kerry lost. One is because the majority of people in this country aren`t NUTS! All year the public has had to put up with one radical psychopath after another saying vote for Kerry vote for Kerry and two, people aren`t going to put a guy who betrayed this country and the military in CHARGE of this country and the military, ESPECIALLY in time of war! That would be like putting Michael Jackson in charge of a day care center, NO THANKS!

14 posted on 11/06/2004 3:21:49 AM PST by Imaverygooddriver (I`m a very good driver and I approve this message.)
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To: Liz

They were so many naff thing Kerry said , the one I got was, I'M going to take America to a better place. Where in the world was he thinking off Beggars believe.


15 posted on 11/06/2004 3:26:28 AM PST by lillybet
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To: Liz
These people have forgotten the two main directions to point the finger:

1. The party that to a person would not stand and support the President at The State of The Union Address while he was professing defense of marriage.

2. The candidate himself.

Of course, an insider would never consider the reality that if you strap your butt to a lame horse you're not likely to win the race.
16 posted on 11/06/2004 3:40:04 AM PST by ohCompGk
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To: Liz

"...hopelessly divided between non-aerosol hairspray and hard-to-hold styling gel."

He he. You evil person. :0)

For any DU trolls reading this: the only reason that Kerry lost is that he wasn't left-wing enough, plus the MSM was rooting for the Republicans. Also: you lot didn't go on the attack enough. Remember this in 2008!


17 posted on 11/06/2004 3:41:13 AM PST by agere_contra
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To: ohCompGk

P Diddy must be a Terrorist if he is a nuisance!


18 posted on 11/06/2004 3:43:50 AM PST by jshermn
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To: Liz

Good morning, Liz...isn't it a nice thought that in a few more days we can awaken without ever having to think about Kerry, MamaT, Vanessa, and that whole crew again..


19 posted on 11/06/2004 3:45:00 AM PST by ken5050
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To: Beckwith

"There is only one reason the democrats lost the election.

John Kerry . . ."

Think what happens if Dean doesn't scream.....


20 posted on 11/06/2004 3:46:24 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (60 votes and the world changes.)
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