10. Wheel chocks for IAF jet
9. Shellac carcass, make into bobsled for the heartwarming underdog Palestinian Winter Olympics team
8. Police barrier for West Bank car swarms
7. Large finishing trowel for that big Israeli barrier wall spackling project
6. Whimsical towel dispenser for that one UN restroom where the hand dryer is always broken
5. Comfy beanbag chair for the Middle East Studies faculty lounge at Columbia U
4. Artsy stage ramp for 2005 Nobel gala in Oslo
3. Gold-plated memorial statue at Switzerland's Tomb of the Unknown Money Launderer
2. Crash test dummy for Ramallah Institute for Semtex Safety
and...
1. Wheel him onto the Achille Lauro and dump him off the shuffleboard deck
On second thought, screw it. Just make him Beelzebub's eternal prison bitch.
On second thought, screw it. Just make him Beelzebub's eternal prison bitch.
Isn't that Saddam's position? (South Park bump)