My point exactly. You'll never convince them otherwise, so why not have fun with it? Look at how successfully I provoked Dr Prick up there. That's what I figure. You wouldn't believe what you can get away with. What it really is, of course, is making a mockery of their accusations by falsely confirming them. I don't think most of them are smart enough to figure it out, but that's fine with me.
Better still is playing into this with European tourists. The real hell of it is that they pay you good money to do it to them to boot! If that's being stupid, I'll chuckle all the way to the bank. The real hell of it was that I spent the first 20 years of my life all in the Philadelphia suburbs, remain a member in a total of four academic honor societies (Including NHS and Phi Kappa Phi), and Graduated in the top 1% of my class at Villanova.
So, there you are, folks, the man behind the curtain. Obviously some gun totin' cowboy with dung for brains. The dirrenence between us and them is that we don't have to constantly be told how great we are. I don't care if these people want to "fuck the south" or whatever else. I've already climbed all the mountains in the world of the elite, and I don't need to keep doing it to prove myself. Obviously, some people need this.