ONLY a suitcase full? NOT a stockpile, they'll say.
And if they do find a bunch of them but they're not stacked in neat piles, it still won't count!
BINGO
They can't say that because it was a very large suitcase borrowed from Rosie ODonnell
Give them time to search all the nooks and crannies.
True, true; unless you had a similar sized suitcase at home, and it was full of 762x.39 ammo for your handy dandy AK-47. If that were the case, rest assured, any blue-blooded Dem worth their America-hating, gun-hating, freedom-hating [except for the First Ammendment, of course, {oh, yeah, and whatever ammendment it is that gives women the right to choose}] salt would immediately call that stash a "stockpile".
Exactly. Their first complaint was that nothing was found. Then when WMD were found, the complaint shifted to stockpiles of WMD. That's how libs work. They simply change the complaint and try to quickly move on. They don't want people to remember - always the present lie for the cause. Whatever they think works. Sounds practically Communist. But surely the Commies aren't the only ones to historically use such. And I'm certainly not the only one to suggest the comparison.