Posted on 11/11/2004 9:23:03 PM PST by quidnunc
Its on the excerpt list, you can't post the whole thing.
And believe me, I've come across some real doozies the past 10 days!
Me laff to. It funnee ceptin' whar it usted big werds.
Hell, not only did I vote for Dubya but I onced got outta the shower to pee. Ignert indeed.
This be good. Me like.
So they have to leave the country and start from scratch where everyone thinks alike...no stupid people to outsmart them.
Classic!
chris, yu shud see the weigh this guy rites!!!
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did you like this? Then send a message to his boss, and maybe we can get him a raise!
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Guess really smart people don' read the 9/11 Commission Report or the Duelfer Report. They so smart they know what the reports should say anyway. Only dumb'uns like us read those reports. Funny how them reports don' agree with the smart people. Guess the 9/11 Commission and Duelfer must be dumb like us, hey?
I done likeded this story. It hard to reed kause the BIG words he useses I donet know. It GOOD!
Duh, it must take real smart people to lose to dumb red state people.
Yeah, right.
I think there's a phrase for these people, "Educated beyond their intelligence."
That about says it,
And WE'RE the ones accused of dividing the country! Like Mama say, "Stupid is as stupid does."
This is how I see it. The 55% of people with post-graduate schooling tried to take advantage of the other groups. Their best success was among the people who didn't finish high school.
Quick American refresher course for our befuddled Blue State "friends":
My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for yourselves. You think you're entitled to something? You're entitled to freedom and opportunity. The rest is up to you.
"Don't come crying to me if you're not motivated enough, or won't make the necessary sacrifices and investment to be successful and engage in risky personal behavior. That's your problem, not the government's.
"We should make it as easy as possible for you to succeed. In addition to freedom and opportunity, you should be allowed to keep most of the money you make and determine how you want to save or spend it. You should be telling government how much of your money you intend government to have. Government should not be telling you how much of your money it will allow you to keep.
"Health care? Take care of yourself. Exercise. Eat right. Don't smoke. Look both ways before crossing the street. The truly poor we can help, but there should be less incentive for being poor and getting a government check than there is in becoming wealthy and earning your own check.
"All this bunk about helping 'working people.' Your grandparents looked after themselves and each other. Day care meant your mother was there when you arrived home from school. Stop divorcing. Stay married. Work it out. Don't abuse drugs and alcohol. Practice recreational basketball, not recreational sex. Obey the law.
"Don't watch garbage TV and garbage movies. Read to your kids. Talk to your spouse. Live within your means. Plan for your own future so others won't be burdened taking care of you. Get a life!" --Cal Thomas
Heck fire, that boy talks like I think! Him left out part about us bein' slave owner states a votin' for Mister Bush, but other'n that, darn tootin good writ'n.
"Hell, not only did I vote for Dubya but I onced got outta the shower to pee. Ignert indeed"
Well I am glad you made it out of the shower, but I didn't make it off the bed before I read what you said....
Yep. Some people just don't deserve to breathe that same fresh air. Sheesh.
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