Posted on 11/12/2004 11:43:21 AM PST by IowaHawk
I have a nephew named Dewayne... and he is definitely headed in that direction =o|
BUMP for tomorrow - it's damn near 2 AM and I wanna read this while I'm awake!
Same here.
A particularly shocking 'Neck trend involves recreational use of firearms. Janet, a mother in Hillsborough, first discovered an odd plastic and brass object under her daughter's bed. "I dismissed it as Ellen's roach holder", said Janet, "until my pilates partner pointed at it in disgust and asked me why I had a....shotgun shell in my home!"
Ellen, who now goes by the name 'Ellie May', describes her descent into the 'trapshooting subculture': "It started out one night with two of the fellers braggin' like roosters about their shootin' irons. I just got fed up, grabbed the double barrel, and picked off twelve clays in a row. Two weeks later, I was hockin' my BMW Z3 for a Weatherby over/under, a MEC progressive reloader, and an RV that I'll be living in on the ATA western match circuit. Dust 'em All!"
WARNING: Put down your coffee before reading..LOL
Big Dolly-size Bump...
Coffee. Nose.
hilarious!
I was at a Garth Brooks concert in Central Park NYC a few years back. A lot of the young, hip New York types went there as an ironic thing, to observe the colorful out-of-towners in their native garb, etc. Nowadays, I think they would be coming for the music. Well, maybe not for Garth Brooks... Big 'n Rich, maybe...
IowaHawk strikes again. And right on target.
"Everytime I tried to talk to him it was 'yes Momma,' and 'no Momma,' when he knows damn well my name is Ellen," she says, anger rising in her voice... "
Perfect.
I'm having trouble believeing I googled for a 2 week old post, but here you go:
http://www.bham.ac.uk/english/bibliography/CurrentCourses/Freud/Lacan2Lecture/lacan.htm
Dang I get silly sometimes........
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