[jocon307]

"Kerry, whose hearing was damaged by gun blasts in Vietnam"

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Will they NEVER STOP?!?!?

Yo, John Kerry, go back to Vietnam, and stay there!

[huac]

"Kerry, whose hearing was damaged by gun blasts in Vietnam..."

I thought that Kerry didn't sign the 180 to release his medical records?

[Cincinatus' Wife]

The minority.

One week after his presidential defeat, Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., center, meets with House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., right, and Senate Minority Whip Harry Reid, D-Nev., left, on Tuesday, Nov. 9, 2004 in Washington. They were expected to discuss a range of issues from Social Security (news - web sites) to stem-cell research. Reid is expected to succeed Sen. Tom Daschle, who lost his South Dakota seat, as the Democratic leader in the Senate. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

[Kenny Bunk]

Sir, your remarks are so unkind that I shall be forced to bring them to Senator Kerry's attention. I shall be spending Christmas with John and Teresa, boating on the river in Cambodia. His reaction to my note (he's deaf you know, war injury) will be so swift, that it will be seared in your memory.

I shouldn't be at all surprised, were I you, if you were to be sued in court for libel (or slander, or malpractice, or something) by John Edwards, as well.

[hinckley buzzard]

"Kerry, whose hearing was damaged by gun blasts in Vietnam"

Considering the miniscule amount of action he was present for, this is highly doubtful. Just another excuse for incompetence.

[devolve]

"A stiff wind was blowing across the canyon, and Kerry, whose hearing was damaged by gun blasts in Vietnam, had trouble understanding some of the questions being thrown his way."

".....But he pressed on,
.....coughing from the pollen blowing on the breeze."

  1 - Ear Protection Muffs?

  2 - Protective Shooting Glasses?

  3 - Daisy Zipper Pull?

  4 - Lace Monogrammed Hanky?