You mean he "steps off his box" on dec 1. People dont really know that he is 5'2 and sits on pillows when he talks. That says it all. Pretend to be what your not. Say the opposite of the truth.
"Hey Tom (his agent)..I have a great idea...I know youve bashed and worked against America your whole career..but why dont you write some WWII tribute book at the end here and make people think your some kind of...hehe..patriot??? What do you think..Ill think theyll buy it????"""