[Smarti Pants]

Hey, that's true. Texas IS a state of mind - totally! Ya gotta live here to understand it.

[CWOJackson]

I do understand it and I'm also the idiot who brought an associate down to Corpus Christi with me who DID pour ketchup in his gravy.

The waitress told him she could legally kill him for that (which I can say I didn't approve of but didn't think it was a capital offense). She got a very good tip.