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To: hope
The whole building is an enormous doublewide wedged in under a bridge. How very redneck of him.

This seems a suitable spot for a few redneck jokes:

An Arkansas redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.

Folks in Arkansas now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted".

The minimum drinking age was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.

You know you are in Little Rock when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink", and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room".

You can tell if a redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.

The law in Arkansas was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister.

An Arkansas State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout what.

39 posted on 11/14/2004 6:30:46 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Cicero
The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.

AND - A tornado went through Little Rock last night ripping the Governor's Mansion off its wheels.

43 posted on 11/14/2004 6:39:34 PM PST by elizabetty
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