[dennis1x]

Oh the HORROR......millions of travelers will have no way to get a pillow.

[Grig]

So.......nobody will kick me out of first class?

[Hank Rearden]

When's the last time a seatcushion actually worked as a floatation device? When's the last time someone survived a water "landing" in a commercial airliner?

I suppose stewardesses have helped out in those few incidents when people survived a disaster but face it: most of us are gonna die if there's a serious problem.

Some of them are still pretty, though. And now and then, they do have some peanuts left. But, sadly, it's pretty much just a bus with wings and cramped seats.