Posted on 11/16/2004 3:29:09 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
Hillary Clinton must be in a tizzy.
Not only did her candidate, John Kerry, lose, but Bush won so big the United States is fast becoming a Red State nation! With 2008 plans floating through the air, we thought for sure that Senator Clinton would be shocked when she saw "The Map" on NewsMax's 2004 Bush Country T-Shirt.
How right we were!
Late Tuesday, Senator Clinton's web site issued an urgent e-mail to her most fervent supporters urging them to buy the new "Hillary Tee" - a designer t-shirt complete with Hillary's illustrated portrait.
Is this the first step toward a 2008 run?
Perhaps.
The New 'Hillary Tee" Price Starts at $38.50
Here's what Hillary's website e-mail said about the "Hillary Tee":
"Post-election blues got you down? Having a hard time getting ready for holiday shopping?
"Here at Friends of Hillary, we know how you feel. We worked as hard as we could to elect a new President and get this country going in a new direction. But now that the election is over, it's time to look forward to the next election season and the next chance to speak up for our principles and our values.
"That's why we recommend a Marc Jacobs designer Hillary tee - for yourself and for friends on your holiday list. With the 2004 election behind us, Hillary is now a prime target of Republicans -and we're fighting back! You can show your support for Hillary and all that she stands for by wearing a Hillary tee and giving your friends and family the opportunity to do so as well.
"Available in seven different colors and both men’s and women’s sizes, Hillary tees make great stocking stuffers or Hanukkah presents. Get yours today for the low price of $38.50 for short sleeve shirts and $42 for long sleeve shirts.
"Thanks, as always, for being a Friend of Hillary."
Wow, almost $40 for a T-shirt!
Fortunately, Blue States have a great number of millionaires and billionaires who love Hillary and can afford those prices for a t-shirt.
Contrast that with NewsMax's readership in Wal-Mart-friendly Red States who just love our Bush Country T-Shirt. It's high quality - and costs just $14.95.
And sorry, we offer no Gucci-style designer.
In fact, our t-shirt was designed by NewsMax's very own Elizabeth Dole (by the way, no relation to Sen. Dole)!
Check out the t-shirt that must be driving Hillary and friends just nuts Go Here Now
(wicked grin)
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That has to be a joke.
That's the FIRST thing I thought of too! I'd love to see one of her just like that with the commie Che beret. Some Photoshop guerilla can make that happen.
The skank is back.
Notice they don't use the bad word "Christmas".
My favorite, 25 Kerry/Edwards Urinal Cakes, only 14 bucks a pop
Hitlery won't get any sales from me!
... Yes ...
Shouldn't that be "hilarity?"
She's trying to establish a cult of personality. Creepy.
"That's pretty expensive for something to use to clean the outhouse."
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try this on instead!
Not if they gave me 40 bucks would I wear one. I'd be afraid f the target practice it would encourage.
Does Monica Lewinsky deliver it?
The Democrat Party - party of the poor, the downtrodden and the $40.00 T-shirt.
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