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Clinton Vows to Stop Cheating After Terrifying Visions During Surgery
National Enquirer ^
| 11/10/04
| Jim Nelson, Tony Brenna and Shari Goldhagen
Posted on 11/17/2004 7:07:01 AM PST by advance_copy
A horrifying death vision during his recent open-heart surgery has convinced Bill Clinton to change his cheating ways, say sources.
Clinton admitted in an interview with Diane Sawyer that he was helpless to stop a terrifying parade of death masks in his mind's eye as he lay on the operating table. The hellish images finally subsided when visions of his wife Hillary and Chelsea appeared, bathed in white light.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bluedress; cigars; clinton; heliesunderoath; hillary; is; lewinsky; norestforthewicked
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Well, after all, it is the National Enquirer. So we should consider the source.
To: advance_copy
The death mask had to be Helen Thomas.
To: advance_copy
The hellish images finally subsided when visions of his wife Hillary and Chelsea appeared, bathed in white light. This guy really is a Master Liar.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:08:04 AM PST
by
grobdriver
(Let the embeds check the bodies!)
To: advance_copy
Largest circulation in the world.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:09:05 AM PST
by
BellStar
(Oyez, oyez! All rise for the Honorable Chief Justice Clarence Thomas)
To: advance_copy
Images of Hillary and Chelsea would be the worse nightmare that one could hope to ever have.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:09:13 AM PST
by
Piquaboy
(22 year veteran of the Army, AIr Force, Pray for all our military in hostile territory.)
To: advance_copy
has he made ammends to juanita yet? when that is done i'd give him more credibility.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:09:25 AM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: Mad Mammoth
You beat me to it!
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:09:27 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: advance_copy
Good Lord, Im gonna throw up!....
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:09:38 AM PST
by
mystery-ak
(This military family thanks America for re-electing our CinC)
To: advance_copy
Well, after all, it is Bill Clinton. So we should consider the source.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:09:45 AM PST
by
JustRight
To: advance_copy
Translation: The operation has left him temporarily impotent.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:10:06 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: advance_copy
clinton will stop cheating when they pry his cold, dead hands off the last one he is with.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:10:29 AM PST
by
sawmill trash
(We interrupt the regularly scheduled tagline to bring you this special tagline. 4 MORE YEARS !!!!)
To: advance_copy
Clinton Vows to Stop Cheating Bad news for Hillary (he's coming home with a box of cigars!!!), good news for his golf partners...
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:11:00 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
Comment #13 Removed by Moderator
To: advance_copy
visions of his wife Hillary and Chelsea appeared, bathed in white light he was too stupid to realize they were standing in an open doorway. That is the only the Prime Witch could ever be bathed in white light.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:11:50 AM PST
by
Trepz
To: advance_copy
"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me?' I was furious and getting more so by the second."
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:12:12 AM PST
by
MisterRepublican
("I must go. I must be elusive.")
To: advance_copy
To: sawmill trash
To: advance_copy
Well since he hasn't changed his support of the aborts and the evil dums, the death mask visions are a precursor of the inevitable.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:13:09 AM PST
by
marty60
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To: camle
has he made ammends to juanita yet? when that is done i'd give him more credibility.\
He brought her a bag of ice.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:15:15 AM PST
by
Allegra
(I'm Still Standing....)
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