We have to come up with a name for events like the waxy substance on the road, or the Delaware River oil spill. These events are like being attacked by fire ants. One hurts, but it won't kill you, but if you get attacked by a whole nest of them at once....
"We have to come up with a name for events like the waxy substance on the road"
Waxy terror ant attack? Amphibious Petrol devils ? Jihad Jinns? Whirling dervish death dance?
I'll put my bid in on "Jinn attack"...but you'll have to play some old Django Reinhart ditty for the theme music.