Posted on 11/17/2004 10:31:15 PM PST by jakerobins
It was Christmas...
I was in Cambodia...
There were guns to the left of me...
Completely shameless plug
John Kerry and Christmas in Cambodia
John Kerry's super secret diary.
Posted on 08/28/2004 9:31:15 PM CDT by Valin
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1202046/posts
ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa, went the the twin engines on John kill em all kerry's boat (real heros have nick names like that). It was a dark and quiet night, John kill em all Kerry turned to his first mate and (in a quiet yet confident voice) said....it's quiet...too quiet I don't like it.
If only we can get a bit farther up river without getting spotted we'll be able to drop off secret agent x-183.
In the blink of an eye the clam of the night was SHATTERED KAPOW KAPOW WOOOOSH BLAM BLAM the night came alive with a song of DEATH! They had sailed into a clever ambush set by Charlie (John kill em all Kerry's long time foe.
The crew strickened with fear and unable to move turned as one to the one man who had the courage, the skill, the WILL to save them.
John kill em all Kerry like a coiled spring leapped into action (That's what heros like to do in these kind of situations) with a sneer on his lips John kill em all Kerry THRUST the throttle forward and mzzz teraza (heros lile john kill em all Kerry like to have names for their boats) LEAPPED like a mighty stallion BAAATTLE STATIONS he shouted! Wakeing as from a dream John kill em all karry's band of brothers to their stations.
BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA sang the quad 50s in a tune that sang death and destruction for Charlie and his commie stooges, BRRRRAAAAAPPPP the 60's spat out a curtain of lead, BOOOOM BOOOOM the 300mm mortars adding their song to the aria of war!
Now the dirty commies would pay for DARING to attack John killl em all Kerry and his All American band of brothes! With a ferral grin John kill em all Kerry shouted DIE COMMIE SCUM! (see hero types like John kill em all Kerry say things like that, they teach them that at hero school).
Just when it looked like one more (glorious) victory for John kill em all Kerry and his gallant band of brothers, KABOOOOM commie frogmen had placed a mine (the sneeky dirty underhanded Khmer rouge bast*rds) on the sleak and deadly mzzz teraza! In a bat of an eyelash john kill em all Kerry know his gallant little steed was done for, Flinging the little mzzz teraza at the nearest nest of vipers John kill em all Kerry CHARGED straight into the muzzels of death. Afraid? Not he, John kill em all Kerry didn't know the meaning of fear
{fear(Function): noun Etymology: Middle English fer, from Old English f[AE]r sudden danger; akin to Latin periculum attempt, peril, Greek peiran to attempt Date: 12th century 1 a : an unpleasant often strong emotion caused by anticipation or awareness of danger b (1) : an instance of this emotion (2) : a state marked by this emotion 2 : anxious concern : SOLICITUDE 3 : profound reverence and awe especially toward God 4 : reason for alarm : DANGER synonyms FEAR, DREAD, FRIGHT, ALARM, PANIC, TERROR, TREPIDATION mean painful agitation in the presence or anticipation of danger. FEAR is the most general term and implies anxiety and usually loss of courage .
DREAD usually adds the idea of intense reluctance to face or meet a person or situation and suggests aversion as well as anxiety .
FRIGHT implies the shock of sudden, startling fear .
ALARM suggests a sudden and intense awareness of immediate danger .
PANIC implies unreasoning and overmastering fear causing hysterical activity .
TERROR implies the most extreme degree of fear .
TREPIDATION adds to DREAD the implications of timidity, trembling, and hesitation.}
The boat rammed into the den of inequity, and leapping from the galllant but doomed craft a 50cal in his right hand his (trusty) M-16 in his left a 5in. cannon strapped to his back John kill em all Kerry LEAPPED into the very heart of the enemyAAAAHHHHHH he cried all the while dealing death to the left and right (hero types do stuff like that all the time, that's why they're hero types)
The (dirty) commies quaked in fear at this (magnificent specimen) All American hero type in a blood lust cried "It's kill em all Kerry! Please don't kill us, John kill em all Kerry would have none of that! Not after thier dastardly attack and mortal wounding of his (beloved) mzzz teraza, DIE YOU DIRTY COOMIS RATS, I'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH MASSACHUSETTS!
And oh the carnage the ensued, So terrible was his (awesome) wrath that soon after those above him (being jealous of his superior combat skills and the love his band of brothers had for him) sent him back to the good old US of A.
Stay tuned for more advetures of John kill em all Kerry.
/Completely shameless plug
"What a beautiful Eagle -"
Thanks - I assume you mean the one in the middle of my FR profile page - that's the FReeper Eagle. Here's the image again:
I've forgotten who designed/created it, but I love it. It's available somewhere here on FR - can't remember where. It's also part of the official logo on the Home page of FR.
Seeing it here helped ease the pain of knowing that Kerry had used one in an ad - I don't think people like him should be allowed to use anything that Americans hold dear -
just my opinion - and thanks for the information -
The last thing that lanky wad wants is discovery. This is nothing more than posturing and an attempt to discredit O'Neil.
I really hope Kerry goes for it; He'd have to testify UNDER OATH. The Left really f***** up. A lot of people who were'nt interested in politics had family or served themselves in VN, and knew who John Kerry was ans still is.
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BTTT!!!!!!
You state EXACLTY my sentiments about this.
BRING IT ON.
Sign FORM 180, sKerry!
No lawsuit will even go past first discovery until he signs that ... LOL ... Bring it on!
I KNOW that I will match my funds to the SwiftVets and O'Neill in particular for legal fees, and I KNOW that many of the rest of us will, too.
C'mon, JFnK... This is one suit I would LOVE to see !!!
SIGN STARNDARD FORM 180
I think I am going to start telling all the sKerry supporters that he is going to sue the SwiftVets and watch their reactions. "I read it in the NY paper"... this could get really good. Get their hopes up and then watch them wonder why he never went through with it.
Yup... I'm gonna do it... every sKerry sticker, every "bush must go", lib'ranters, ... I think this is going to be a way to have real fun now.
<< LIBERAL loser John Kerry might be planning to strike back at John O'Neill, the "Unfit for Command" author who claims some of the credit for Kerry's defeat .... >>
Bullshit.
<< LIBERAL loser John Kerry might be planning to strike back at John O'Neill, the "Unfit for Command" author who claims some of the credit for Kerry's defeat .... >>
Bullshit.
Not in his wildest delusions would treasonous liberal loser lurch kohn-kerry dare to challenge John O'Neill and his fellow Truth Tellers.
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