[AgentEcho]

JOKE 1:

4th quarter. Auburn down to Alabama 30-27. 4 seconds left. Auburn has the ball on the Alabama 7.

Tommy Tubberville: God, help me. What do I do. Do I kick a field goal and go to overtime or go for the touchdown and win the game.

God: Don't you kick no field goal. You go for the win.

Tommy: Then that's what I'll do.

Here's the snap, IT'S FUMBLED, ALABAMA RECOVERS. ALABAMA WINS. ALABAMA WINS!!!!

Tommy: God, why'd you tell me to go for it if we were going to loose?

God: I don't know. 'Bear', why'd we tell him to go for it?



JOKE 2:

2 bums were high in the stands at a Georgia football game. At half time the bulldog mascot runs to the middle of the field and goes to licking himself, like dogs do.

Bum 1: I wish I could do that.

Bum 2: Man, that dog would BITE YOU!!!

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[LowOiL]

LOL, my grandpa like to take us "kids" to AU/BAMA games but unfortunately it was in that string of like 9 wins in a row for Bear. It hurt and it hurt the next year and the next.

***Shudder***

But grandpa loved his tigers, He played for them when it was "Alabama PolyTech Institute" instead of "Auburn". I still have his ole beanie hat and jacket from those days (29 and 30). Ahhh the memories...

[Boat Rocker]

WAR EAGLE!.... nuf said.