Posted on 11/21/2004 6:48:10 PM PST by cfhBAMA
Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots
By Ian Robinson -- Calgary Sun
In the wake of the U.S. presidential election -- in which I cheerfully took a Sun assistant city editor, who figured Senator John Kerry couldn't lose, for $10 (a quick pause to gloat here) Americans disenchanted with President George W. Bush's re-election romp back into the White House, continue to deluge the Canadian immigration website.
How anybody can be unhappy with the president's re-election is beyond me.
Bush has my admiration in no small part because he manages to simultaneously annoy France and Germany, not to mention those renowned deep, geopolitical thinkers, the Dixie Chicks, Bruce Springsteen, P-Diddy or whatever he's calling himself now, Gwynneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck.
(Interesting note about France: America invades Iraq without UN approval and America is portrayed as a barbarian striding across the world stage. Recently, France essentially invaded the Ivory Coast to protect its interests there ... without asking the UN squat. Just pointing out the hypocrisy.)
Plus, let's face it: France deserves to be annoyed by as many people as possible, as often as possible, if only for encouraging Jerry Lewis by telling him that he was a genius.
Not to mention for exporting snotty wine culture across the Atlantic so that otherwise reasonable North Americans have turned into cork-sniffing oenephiles -- although the word sounds like an exotic perversion, it just means wine-nerd -- who can actually say with a straight face: "This is a full-bodied Cabernet, rich with a full body tasting of plum, blackberry and leather cooked on an oak plank."
Anyway, the day after the U.S. election, 115,628 Americans checked out the site and those numbers haven't fallen off very much.
Before the election, some U.S. celebrities and numerous other Democrats vowed that they'd move to Canada if Bush were re-elected.
I hope I'm not alone in gently suggesting to those considering coming to Canada: Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots.
Particularly celebrities. Canada has suffered enough without having to put up with any of the Baldwin brothers or -- heaven forfend! -- Barbra Streisand.
And frankly, I don't know if we can afford to feed Michael Moore.
Bad enough that Canada became a haven for the gutless wonders of the 1960s who fled the Vietnam draft. I sometimes think that the draft dodgers welcomed by the Trudeau government were a political virus that invaded our body politic, and we still suffer the lingering effects of that illness.
Our nation's preposterous pacifism, belief in nonsense such as "soft power" and fidelity to a morally bankrupt United Nations overrun with tin-pot dictators and other left-wing idiocies, may well be traceable back to the influx of thousands of the testosterone-challenged whose allegiance to country was superceded by their allegiance to smoking dope while trying to figure out the inner meaning of Beatles songs.
We have immigrants coming to this country who have been hunted from the air by murderous Islamofascists in Sudan.
Some new Canadians survived the atrocities in Rwanda or old Europe's final convulsions of genocide in the former Yugoslavia.
We have physicians from some parts of the world who are willing to throw away their prestige and power in their homelands for the privilege of driving a cab in Moose Jaw.
As a nation, we ought to welcome our share of people fleeing genuine oppression, and those willing to gamble everything to secure a safe and decent future for their families.
But welcome a bunch of spoiled brats willing to abandon their very nation because they don't like the man elected to be their leader for the next four years?
Geez, in my entire lifetime, there was maybe one prime minister I'd trust to run a street-corner hot dog stand -- the rest of them weren't fit for much more than compost -- but it never occurred to me to emigrate.
If we close our borders to anybody, it should be these fools. They'll be easy to screen out.
They'll be the ones who are whining.
Don't listen to him you pathetic whining maggots! You leave if you wish, and call me if you need help packing.
"frankly, I don't know if we can afford to feed Michael Moore."
I understand he likes baby seal sandwiches.
Good to know there are a few right-thinking Canadians left...
Wow, even the Canadians hate the whining democrats. The 'rats must truly be below whale feces on the evolutionary scale.
A good number of right thinking canadians are members of Free Republic.
Great article, thank you for posting! One quibble though:
" America invades Iraq without UN approval..."
I hear this a lot, and wonder if everyone's forgetten about Resolution 1441?
Otherwise great, and it's going to my email pals as well :-)
Gotta love this guy!
Wow, THAT had to leave a mark!! Huzzah to a steel-spined Canadian. Is the rest of his work this scathing and anti-leftist?
Oh, don't listen to him. He must be the only Rightie in Canada!
They'll all love you. Go. I heard it's wonderful there. The food's great. The weather's lovely. And there are lot's of French people.
They'll really love you there. Go to Canada. You won't have to deal with four more years of mean ol' Mr. Bush.
teee...hee...that'll get rid of 'em.
I just called this guy a "condescending a-hole" on another thread in which he asserted that Marines are not bright people. And, although I'm not a big fan of the condescending attitude he showed to our Marines in that other article, I do like this statement:
"Bush has my admiration in no small part because he manages to simultaneously annoy France and Germany, not to mention those renowned deep, geopolitical thinkers, the Dixie Chicks, Bruce Springsteen, P-Diddy or whatever he's calling himself now, Gwynneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck."
Awesome article, c.
Those subhuman lowlife, deviant, degenerate, liberal-demokkkRAT garbage cowards can't find their own asses, let alone their patriotism.
Schmucks. Putzs. Traitors...
But don't go to Alberta. It's a "red" province.
Take note:
The article was published in Calgary. Alberta is a "red" province.
Poor little libholes: They are a people without a land; an unwanted, ragtag, fugitive fleet; a nomadic tribe, wandering the desert of history, with no destination, no future, no hope.
It must suck to be a libhole.
I wonder how many other Canadians have the same sentiments, but don't speak out. Maybe there is a "silent majority" in Canada, as their ONCE was here in the good 'ole USA??????
Have any of them actually followed through?
Alberta is an island of common sense capitalism awash in socialist canada.
Don't be so sure this guy is a "friendly" He wrote one of the most insulting things Ive ever read about our soldiers. heres the thread on that story.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1285246/posts
testosterone challenged = girly men
I read that, soon after reading this thread. I was hoping that he was being sarcastic, as in speaking in a way that the liberal elite view the military.
YAHOOOO! I love Alberta. In my mind they should be their own country. They are so unlike the rest of Canada. All the conservatives could move there, still have their "free" healthcare, and be part of a rightous country.
I LOVE this Canadian. Could we trade him New England for Alberta?
Gotta love those in the Western part of Canada. The loony leftists are mainly in Quebec...the frog pond. Most of Canada would be conservative compared to the french.
Post cards from the Abyss?
The Canadians ought to have a doorway marked "Pathetic whining maggots emmigrating from the U.S." just across the border. It leads to a Conex that will be put aboard a fast freighter to France.
Music to my ears. Er...eyes? Anyway, it seems that Alberta truly is the center of Canadian conservatism.
saying that American soldiers are too stupid and brainwashed to know better rubs me the wrong way.....hard.
Absolutely, it is paradise up north. He is just trying to use reverse psychology on you so that you want to be Canadian really badly.
It does me, too. It's hard to figure out, given this article.
Ignore that man you pathetic whining maggots --- leave, leave, leave.
Sorry, that was a ping in sign language.
No! Please, please take them! We don't want them!
LOL.
(Just a poke at those Marxists east of Thunder Bay)
waaa.. nobody wants them
And frankly, I don't know if we can afford to feed Michael Moore
I love that.
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