Posted on 11/22/2004 11:31:18 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel
He didn't realize that she was really a hooker and didn't get nearly enought bang for his buck.
Indeed it wasn't. If it were a 9 year old that attempted this, it would have been foiled the moment the stripper realized that the gun had an orange plastic cover on the barrel.
I just hope the police didn't taser the perp because, well, he's only 13 and all.
Sounds fishy to me. You ever know of an exotic dancer who showed up at a stag party alone?
And hung around when the house appeared to be vacant?
Sounds more like a hooker/john deal that went bad.
When I was that age and in the 8th grade, I was much more interested in baseball and hanging out at the soda fountain with the guys after the 25-cent Friday Night movie starring John Wayne or Alan Ladd. The thought of a nekid girl wasn't even appealing, much less taking one hostage with a shotgun. What on earth would I have done with such a woman? If she was like most other girls to a 13 year old, she was just another pest to endure until you got out of school.
But in those days, Ike had just been re-elected President, the Soviets had butchered the Hungarian Freedom Fighters, and I was looking forward to getting my Small Game Hunting License the very next year.
It was a different world, in every respect. And dare I say it?... it was a better one in so many ways, and this is not just some reminiscent old codger talking and wishing he had the "chance" way back when...
Guess you were a "late bloomer" :-P
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